Poetry Blogs (2011, nonsense)
Tongue Twisting Twaddle
This one is for Don M. who bemoans the lack of serendipity on WOL and would like to see a bit more frippery.
That Gal Gladys
Could it be we take ourselves too seriously?
Maybe our pomp possy posing needs a little pricking, A little snacker snicking?
As Twiddly Thumb said to Twiddly Toe,
“That gal Gladys wuz really weird. Wherever did she go?”
Thursday 18th July 2019 4:05 pm
Black and blue
A bruise's hue
And the colors of many others
Look up at the sky
On a stormy day
As the clouds cry
Blue and gray
Your silhouette black
Against the flash of the Lightning above
It's courage you lack
And your hopes fly away with the dove
It's not the lion, I'm afraid, that carries the pride
But the Lightning that paralyzed you as it bide...
Friday 30th March 2018 4:18 pm
The deed is done and guilt and fear come with it,
what am i hoping the effect will be?
I'm not sure to be completely honest..
it's a slight tad of happiness i get from it
but now i'm bitter and sad
Always something makes me immediately regret my actions
perhaps their is something i can prescribe myself to stop
Saturday 17th February 2018 7:54 pm
Love me, Hate me
But know that you
Wednesday 20th December 2017 7:11 am
Everyone needs a
Everyone needs a
To grow, To overcome
Without them, we are
But not everyone becomes the
And not everyone becomes the
Wednesday 20th December 2017 7:10 am
The selfie is healthy
for the narcissistically wealthy
but for those with a soul
it’s a polaroid hole
at jaunty angles so carefully posed
an image of vanity proudly exposed
something less real is much more appealing
like the Sistine chapel with tits on the ceiling
Tuesday 17th October 2017 7:15 am
Beethoven was a shagger
Mozart liked the scat
Salieri was a blagger
but Wagner was a twat
Thursday 15th June 2017 6:39 pm
A man came today
to replace my pane
I’m really not that happy
the view is still the same
Saturday 1st April 2017 6:33 am
If life is like a bicycle
I’d rather have a tricycle
One more revolution
might offer some solution
If success came from exclusion
I’d much prefer inclusion
More brains to solve the matter
might hush discordant chatter
If conflict brought us peace
I’d pray that peace would cease
Then negate the need for war
with naught worth fighting fo...
Friday 3rd March 2017 9:58 am
There was a young man from Kyoto,
who was awfully fond of a photo,
when he saw a kimono,
his eyesight went mono,
and now a kimono’s a no-no.
Wednesday 3rd August 2016 4:37 am
Into the Wilderness
Into the wilderness we went. Edhweirft and Hwyrflung swirled above us, blowing and bustling through the treetops. Watching. Threatening. But maintaining a safe distance as the trees protected us
... we went, as the gloam drew in. Druuuuuin!! Closer. Druuuuuuuuiiiiinnnn!!!!! Closer. It hugs, this gloa...
Sunday 27th March 2016 4:25 pm
On a ship made of bones
and ice cream cones
they sailed the jelly sea
to find a land of unbeknowns
and life's eternal key
But down it sank
in jellied belly
the cone a soggy mess
the bone was food for giant squid
who came in party dress
The dreamers adrift in trifled sea
consumed by those they fed
in light of what they came to be
were safer laid in b...
Sunday 27th March 2016 7:48 am
You were a regular toothpick
And I have my Bashment classes
We frolicked in the eye of a toad just for something to do on a Wednesday
I scraped together all my width
And ordered it correctly
Like a spiral in a jam jar it spurred me on to justice
Make an apoplexy for your measly complexion
I lost it in a card game in the jaws of the abo-po-po
And in the heat of a ...
Friday 30th November 2012 1:11 pm
Sex. Done it. A few times shorter than a moments passed. Come Quick. Newsflash! This just in...soon to be old news. Start practicing stamina, duration, length, self control and persistence. Sexual Human Beings. We are so sexual in every way. Try and stay away. Too tempting. Too hot. Too arousing. Too wet. Too slippery. Too dangerous. Butt, If it's with "the one" it'll be Too kool, Far out, groo...
Monday 28th May 2012 4:50 pm
There is no order here,
There is no any sense.
Can you make it clear?
Can you change a pence?
On a tin there sat a cat
It looked exactly like a rat
Poor little biggie rat
It has swallowed a cat.
Little cow wore a wig
And the ground it could dig,
Like a purple brown pig
Sat on thin and thickest twig.
In the farm and in the z...
Tuesday 20th March 2012 7:54 pm
In a January morning,
On a sunny April day,
A crocodile croaks as it is May.
On the pavement bricks out of board,
There walks the tallest little lord.
In a hospital is healthy.
Poor man is so wealthy.
Fed to teeth I want to eat
And a cheat is so sweet.
Come my dears! Come to me!
I don’t want to see you.
Any false you say is true,
In the yar...
Monday 19th March 2012 11:52 am
It’s a real story that happened in one school
when a teacher appeared to be a complete fool.
Once when a teacher of math was sick
a teacher of physical education came, named Nick.
He wanted to show how intelligent he is,
so he said: Solve my problem please!
The car moves at a high speed.
To go to Spain a plane we need.
How old am I if the plane now is high...
Sunday 11th March 2012 10:54 am
Crystals cover the ground
They sky is covered in clouds
They say that white is the color of absence
Just like the caterpillars in the spring,
eating all the pretty leaves,
you in a swift second
stealing all the color from the sky.
Gorging yourself o...
Sunday 19th February 2012 8:42 pm
An endless supply of Mojitos
A wind-up radio
A wall to kick a ball against
Or a children’s pillow
A bar of soap, some sun cream,
Strings and strings of pearls
A virtual sherry trifle
Or a wide-eyed blow up girl.
Lifetime’s supply of champagne
A cup of jasmine tea
A pencil and some paper
A crate of scotch whiskey
The V&A Museum
A karaoke machin...
Saturday 25th June 2011 5:12 pm
I am a Pritt Stick (tm)
I love your hand.
The way it encloses,
and folds, it's perfect.
Designed, it seems
for my purpose.
I am a plastic keyring
Pride in my own ability
to hold and to keep.
Acceptance of my
and pocketed life.
I am a rug
Supporting all kinds
of step. No judge...
Thursday 20th January 2011 12:07 pm