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That Gal Gladys

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Tongue Twisting Twaddle

This one is for Don M. who bemoans the lack of serendipity on WOL and would like to see a bit more frippery.

That Gal Gladys

Could it be we take ourselves too seriously?

Maybe our pomp possy posing needs a little pricking, A little snacker snicking?

As Twiddly Thumb said to Twiddly Toe,

“That gal Gladys wuz really weird. Wherever did she go?”

“Ye...

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Black and Blue

Black and blue 

A bruise's hue 

And the colors of many others 

Look up at the sky 

On a stormy day 

As the clouds cry 

Blue and gray 

Your silhouette black  

Against the flash of the Lightning above 

It's courage you lack 

And your hopes fly away with the dove 

It's not the lion, I'm afraid, that carries the pride 

But the Lightning that paralyzed you as it bide...

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Deed done

The deed is done and guilt and fear come with it,​​​

what am i hoping the effect will be?

I'm not sure to be completely honest..

it's a slight tad of happiness i get from it 

but now  i'm bitter and sad 

Always something makes me immediately regret my actions

perhaps their is something i can prescribe myself to stop

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Saved

Love me, Hate me

But know that you

Saved me

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nonsense

Hero

Everyone needs a

Hero

Everyone needs a

Villain

To grow, To overcome

Without them, we are

Stagnant

But not everyone becomes the

Hero

And not everyone becomes the

Villain

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Tits on the ceiling

 

The selfie is healthy

for the narcissistically wealthy

 

but for those with a soul

it’s a polaroid hole

 

at jaunty angles so carefully posed

an image of vanity proudly exposed

 

something less real is much more appealing

like the Sistine chapel with tits on the ceiling 

 

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Decomposer

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Beethoven was a shagger

Mozart liked the scat

Salieri was a blagger

but Wagner was a twat

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Pain

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A man came today 

to replace my pane

I’m really not that happy

the view is still the same

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Riddle

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If life is like a bicycle

I’d rather have a tricycle

 

One more revolution

might offer some solution

 

If success came from exclusion

I’d much prefer inclusion

 

More brains to solve the matter

might hush discordant chatter

 

If conflict brought us peace

I’d pray that peace would cease

 

Then negate the need for war

with naught worth fighting fo...

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There was a Young Man from Kyoto

There was a young man from Kyoto,
who was awfully fond of a photo,
when he saw a kimono,
his eyesight went mono,
and now a kimono’s a no-no.

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Into The Wilderness

Into the Wilderness

 

Into the wilderness we went. Edhweirft and Hwyrflung swirled above us, blowing and bustling through the treetops. Watching. Threatening. But maintaining a safe distance as the trees protected us

 

Scrunch

Crack

Squelch

Scrunch

Crack 

Squelch

... we went, as the gloam drew in. Druuuuuin!! Closer. Druuuuuuuuiiiiinnnn!!!!! Closer. It hugs, this gloa...

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Martin Luther King

On a ship made of bones

and ice cream cones

they sailed the jelly sea

to find a land of unbeknowns

and life's eternal key

 

But down it sank

in jellied belly

the cone a soggy mess

the bone was food for giant squid

who came in party dress

 

The dreamers adrift in trifled sea

consumed by those they fed

in light of what they came to be

were safer laid in b...

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Reflections of an Overfed Man

You were a regular toothpick

And I have my Bashment classes

We frolicked in the eye of a toad just for something to do on a Wednesday

 

I scraped together all my width 

And ordered it correctly

Like a spiral in a jam jar it spurred me on to justice

 

Make an apoplexy for your measly complexion

I lost it in a card game in the jaws of the abo-po-po

And in the heat of a ...

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Go There Get There Under Sheets

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Sex. Done it. A few times shorter than a moments passed. Come Quick. Newsflash! This just in...soon to be old news. Start practicing stamina, duration, length, self control and persistence. Sexual Human Beings. We are so sexual in every way. Try and stay away. Too tempting. Too hot. Too arousing. Too wet. Too slippery. Too dangerous. Butt, If it's with "the one" it'll be Too kool, Far out, groo...

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Fly Has Sat On The Sweetest Jam (nonsense comp)

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There is no order here,

There is no any sense.

Can you make it clear?

Can you change a pence?

 

On a tin there sat a cat

It looked exactly like a rat

Poor little biggie rat

It has swallowed a cat.

 

Little cow wore a wig

And the ground it could dig,

Like a purple brown pig

Sat on thin and thickest twig.

 

In the farm and in the z...

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In A January Morning (nonsense comp)

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 In a January morning,

On a sunny April day,

A crocodile croaks as it is May.

On the pavement bricks out of board,

There walks the tallest little lord.

In a hospital is healthy.

Poor man is so wealthy.

Fed to teeth I want to eat

And a cheat is so sweet.

Come my dears! Come to me!

I don’t want to see you.

Any false you say is true,

In the yar...

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Smart Little Johnny (competition)

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It’s a real story that happened in one school

when a teacher appeared  to be a complete fool.

Once when a teacher of math was sick

a teacher of physical education came, named Nick.

He wanted to show how intelligent he is,

so he said: Solve my problem please!

The car moves at a high speed.

To go to Spain a plane we need.

How old am I if the plane now is high...

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Broken Crystals

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Crystals cover the ground

 

They sky is covered in clouds

 

They say that white is the color of absence

 

Just like the caterpillars in the spring,

eating all the pretty leaves,

 

you in a swift second

blow in

stealing all the color from the sky.

 

Gorging yourself o...

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lap of luxury

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An endless supply of Mojitos

A wind-up radio

A wall to kick a ball against

Or a children’s pillow

A bar of soap, some sun cream,

Strings and strings of pearls

A virtual sherry trifle

Or a wide-eyed blow up girl.

Lifetime’s supply of champagne

A cup of jasmine tea

A pencil and some paper

A crate of scotch whiskey

The V&A Museum

A karaoke machin...

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nonsense

Just some object verse

 I am a Pritt Stick (tm)

 

I love your hand.

The way it encloses,

and folds, it's perfect.

Designed, it seems

for my purpose.

 

 

I am a plastic keyring

 

Pride in my own ability

to hold and to keep.

Acceptance of my

constant, buffetted

and pocketed life.  

 

 

I am a rug

 

Supporting all kinds

of step. No judge

...

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