Poetry Blogs (lady)
Kohl By : Mirza Sharafat
night has enveloped, to give me some relief
now invisible are walls of separation, and thy grief
where blood quenches the thirst
disloyalty is faith last and first
is the religion my beloved belongs to
I beckoned, red and black r...
Monday 28th August 2017 12:26 pm
How to tell a joke
-Advice given to a Lady-
PREAMBLE- Know your audience Know your subject
PREPARATION: WRITE out your joke in full, read it aloud many times.
REMOVE all diversions, inconsequential and trivial.
CHECK for confused references.
ENSURE you have a command of the required terminology.
DO Laugh at other people's jokes before attem...
Friday 3rd February 2017 4:34 pm
I am a lady of a stunning age,
I can still perform on a stage.
I can still be someone’s pride,
My range of interests is wide.
Putting on a stunning dress
I’ll make every man confess
She is a woman of super class
Who hates swagger and sass.
With sniper fidelity and my charm,
Without any noise and extra alarm
I’ll kill all men on the spot,...
Thursday 12th April 2012 9:37 pm
Together we go to the nuclear bunker in York.
You wear red and black how Goth.
You’re my pipistrelle bat.
How special is our day out but we hav...
Monday 27th February 2012 11:54 pm
Love-letters for me are the peak of old-school romance,
If a female is a nutty hoe, there is certainly no chance,
She will ever receive my super impressive word-smith letters,
But one so stunning and so feisty would get enough to fill a library.
She makes me want to wear a trouser suit, slick my hair,
Look like Ryan Gosling, but she’s superior to Rachel McAdams.
Friday 13th January 2012 9:37 pm
Friday 22nd October 2010 10:40 pm