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Bully
If you grovel to a bully,
You won’t become his friend.
He’ll keep on squeezing you for more;
Demands will never end.
If you grovel to a bully,
He will not be impressed;
He’ll pocket everything you give
And come back for the rest.
If you grovel to a bully,
He’ll think you can’t refuse,
So your inadequate response
Means you are bound to lose.
If you...
Sunday 8th February 2026 8:46 am
State of the Union
Emboldened frat boys, in denial mode,
Egg on flat-earth freaks shinning up the walls;
With whoops and yells, they’re praying for a slip,
The raw meat on the pavement just the job
For tech-thin specimens who spout the lies
Each time that someone undeserving dies.
Outside, the times are hard in snow and ice,
But no one gives a monkey’s in the warm;
The big boys’ moon mac...
Wednesday 4th February 2026 9:03 am
New World Order
Boots on the ground,
Lights in the face;
The new world order
Falls into place.
No need for laws,
No need for rules;
The mighty win,
The weakest falls.
Dictators smirk,
The tyrants grin;
No comeback now
For reigns of sin.
The truth is dead,
Long live the lies;
Justice is served
Between the eyes.
Saturday 24th January 2026 8:28 am
Leviathan
Leviathan
The senile wolf is at the door
Spewing racist chaos and hate
Howling at perceived injustice
A permanent and hostile state
See the war pigs gathering round
His rancid and disgusting trough
This is where the demons shelter
Raise their fascist banners aloft
This is now the new world order
See the storm clouds across the skies
Where the warlords and...
Friday 23rd January 2026 6:34 pm
Limerick [Invitation to the Dance]
Here, gents, is my new golden ballroom,
where I’ll make all the ladies’ hearts zoom:
but as daily I dance,
with dear golden-balls Vance,
I doom children from womb unto tomb.
Le Uilleam Ó Ceallaigh
Dé Céadoin, an ceathrú lá déag de mhí Eanáir,
An bhliain dhá mhíle is fiche a sé.
(Wednesday, 14th January 2026)
Wednesday 14th January 2026 11:53 am
Grovel
You live the season of grovel,
Of royal visits, Nobel Prize.
A gaudy blanket of faint praise
Spreads out before your very eyes,
And no one makes a mention of
Your record of pathetic lies.
You’re sitting on your gilded throne,
Accumulating all your cash;
You take revenge upon your foes
While spouting out your daily trash,
And will not bother to turn up
And figh...
Friday 14th November 2025 8:30 am
G(L)ORY
Trump: “I’m Great”
“I’m Great”
“I’m Great”
Netanyahu: “I’m Great”
“I’m Great”
“I’m Great”
Trump: “You’re Great”
...
Monday 13th October 2025 5:11 pm
Size Doesn't Matter
Trump, he wants
a Nobel Prize,
whilst Starmer,
equally despised,
hands down, gets
the No Balls Prize.
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Hitler has only got one ball,
Göring has two but very small,
Himmler is rather sim'lar,
But poor old Starmer has no balls at all.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>...
Sunday 24th August 2025 11:26 am
Blitz
When Hitler’s blazing bombs crashed down,
And you fought the flames with zeal,
Imagine if some man-child screamed:
‘You gotta make a deal!’
Sunday 24th August 2025 7:34 am
The Anchorage Gambit – Reflexive Control
On August 15, 2025, Putin and Trump are going to meet in Alaska, a stage for reflexive control, the concept devised by Wladimir Lefebvre. The KGB-trained Russian leader will manipulate Trump, shaping his desires to serve Moscow’s goals, all in full view of the world.
A dead man’s work now joins the meeting’s glare,
Lefebvre’s design, a trap disguised as care.
The KGB had honed this patient ar...
Friday 15th August 2025 1:40 pm
(Half-) Baked Alaska
There’s a summit in Alaska,
With Don and his mate Vlad.
They’re going to talk about Ukraine;
The omens are quite bad.
They’re due to feast on gourmet food;
Their hot thirsts will be slaked,
But any deal that’s hammered out
Is bound to be half-baked.
Tuesday 12th August 2025 9:12 pm
The Nobel Prize for Lies
I want the Nobel Prize
The one they give for Peace
I want the Nobel Prize
So give it to me please
It’s not that I’m needy,
Ignorant, profane
It’s just I need an ego massage
Now and again
Give me that fucking prize
It shouldn’t be a drama
You gave it Jimmy Carter, Mandela and Obama
Give me the prize
I’m feeling Presidential
Or I’ll push the nuclear button
...Thursday 31st July 2025 8:48 pm
A Prize Miscast: A Warning to Oslo
Oh Nobel minds, in hallowed seat,
Let not your purpose taste defeat.
The world looks on with wary eyes—
Will justice bend or truth arise?
They whisper Trump deserves the crow...
Tuesday 8th July 2025 8:32 am
Máxima's Royal Mock
On June 25, 2025, during President Donald Trump’s visit to the Royal Palace in The Hague, an unexpected moment of levity stole the spotlight. After King Willem-Alexander politely asked Trump whether he had slept well the previous night, Queen Máxima playfully mimicked the President’s response— imitating his tone and mannerisms with theatrical flair. The moment, caught on camera, quickly went viral...
Thursday 26th June 2025 5:12 pm
Gazvegas!
In Gaza a baby got blown to bits
Whilst Trump got some new golfing tips
He waited patiently for a hole in one
And - for Palestinians to be gone
Then, GazVegas baby! he could build!
Well…
as soon as the blood & guts were swilled
Saturday 21st June 2025 5:55 pm
The Empty Streets of Ego’s March
Sunday 15th June 2025 11:44 am
The March of One
Saturday 14th June 2025 4:48 pm
The Emperor Wears a Badge
Sunday 8th June 2025 7:07 pm
The Awakening of Uncle Sam
One June-born morn, he rose again,
From slumber deep, through fog and rain.
Top hat askew, stars slightly worn,
He blinked - confused, both proud and torn.
The billboards screamed in crimson red:
“Make America Great Again,” it said.
He frowned, recalling distant years,
Of sacrifice, of hopes, of tears.
He scrolled the screen with weathered hands:
Tax cuts, coal, divided lands.
Judges...
Monday 2nd June 2025 4:53 am
If only Hitler was as nice
The ethnic cleansing was a beautiful thing
It really was
Those herded into pastures new
Gobbled the green grass gratefully
Joyous in subservience
One day, they may be allowed to return
To play a round of golf
Or sip cocktails on the sands of their forefathers…
In distant lands, a glorious dictator glows
Like the sun
Basking in magnificent megalomania
Estab...
Thursday 29th May 2025 10:01 am
Nothing Embarrasses This Man
Friday 23rd May 2025 3:53 pm
Why I Loved America
From the blues came rock & roll
Music to fill an empty soul
Teens watched movies in their cars
Dean & Brando, immortal stars
They sent men up to the moon!
Whilst Disney conjured magical cartoons
Little ol’ Blighty, seemed so dull
In shadow of America's neon pull
A place to be who you wanted to be
A land of true democracy
Like a big brother standing tall
To pr...
Wednesday 14th May 2025 10:39 pm
The Papal Masquerade
Saturday 3rd May 2025 9:29 am
Unparalleled Chaos In A Hundred Days
Wednesday 30th April 2025 6:19 am
The Scent of a Madman or The Messiah [a romantic comic tragedy in never-ending parts]
I’ve just been brushing up my Shakespeare, having been inspired by JC’s post.
(With apologies to both GF Handel and Shakin’ Will).
Here’s a brief extract from a little-known scatological work, The Scent of a Madman.
Oh, and I forgot to mention that the Jester's words: "The Trump it shall sound" are a reference to
the words of the Bible in 1. Corinthians 15:52.
G.F. Handel also allud...
Thursday 24th April 2025 11:43 am
Rumpatrumptrump
Madman, no plan, fake tan
Own reflection, goes in one direction = small erection
Crackpot, despot, lie-a-lot
Inside trading, liberty taking, democracy baiting
Commie kissing, wind pissing
Ethnic cleansing, Nazi defending
Law defying, weird hair flying
Trumped up little
Star Spangled BLAGGER!
(Well, if a president can rant like a hormonal teenager in public, ...
Wednesday 23rd April 2025 7:44 pm
Angry Man
‘Savoury stuff. That’s the ticket,’
Said my friend in the canteen queue.
Naturally more circumspect,
I asked ‘Is that potato real?’
‘You’re joking,’ quipped Young Doris
(Old Doris was doing desserts),
And piled the slop up on my plate.
Those lunches hit you where it hurts.
Finding a table, we sat down,
With colleagues in old overalls,
Who talked of hangings and o...
Friday 11th April 2025 7:45 am
Malice In Blunderland OR: Executive Disorder
Friday 4th April 2025 5:27 pm
The Loophole "King"
Monday 31st March 2025 7:20 am
Icarus
I fell into a fever of dreams
Where nothing was as it seems
The world had changed, liberty frail
Captain Ahab v the great white whale
I saw the moon turning red
The autumn leaves crisply dead
Underfoot and underhand
Fill the graves with shifting sands
When Heaven falls, Hell will rise
Through corporate suits, & silken ties
Thursday 27th March 2025 2:34 pm
TIEd Up in Overcompensation
These two sharp and cheeky limericks poke fun at Trump’s famously long tie — and what it might be compensating for. They each want to wrap political satire and playful innuendo into five perfect lines.
Tru...
Tuesday 18th March 2025 3:25 pm
Fawn, Lick and Grovel
Fawn, Lick and Grovel’s advice has come in:
Turn the other cheek, take it on the chin.
It’s should be simple to sit there and grin,
While he spills all his gibberish and bile
(In other circumstances, you might smile).
You have to be his stooge and feel his smack,
And grit your teeth as you’re stabbed in the back.
A handshake with the king, or fulsome praise,
May push humili...
Saturday 15th March 2025 5:09 pm
The Fall of the False Saviour
The Fall of the False Saviour is supposed to be a powerful vision of the future, where the charade of Trump and Musk’s reign will hopefully collapse into oblivion. The people will rise, their eyes opened to the truth, and the empire of deceit will crumble. A new era will dawn—one where the voices of the people are heard again, and the corrupt are erased from memory. The false saviours will fa...
Friday 14th March 2025 6:31 pm
Trump
Oh, supreme maestro of chaos well devised
Thou who dost turn falsehoods into legacy prized
Thy hair, the clouds of a kitsch tempest wild
Thy suit, a shield 'gainst truths that are reviled
"Make America great again!" thou dost proclaim
Whilst selling dreams wrought with horror and shame
Thy walls are verses in blind poetry penned
That part and divide, yet intrigue to no end
Thou, who sp...
Thursday 13th March 2025 4:19 am
The Wrecking Ball of Democracy Incarnate
A chilling warning about the state of American democracy, as power consolidates under the hands of a few. With Trump and Musk at the helm, the nation’s soul is being dismantled, and the world trembles at the impending rise of a new dictatorship. This poem tries to capture the essence of a regime fuelled by greed, secrecy, and the crushing of basic freedoms, marking a dark chapter in history.
...Wednesday 12th March 2025 4:34 pm
Deported by His Own Decree
Tuesday 11th March 2025 8:33 am
The Staged Betrayal
In a calculated spectacle, Trump and Vance sought to humiliate Zelenskyy before the press, twisting truth into propaganda. Their goal? To paint Ukraine as ungrateful, to justify betrayal, and to sell capitulation as "peace." Behind them loomed Putin, tightening his grip as Trump bent to his demands. This wasn’t diplomacy—it was deception, staged for the American people and the world.
Tru...
Sunday 2nd March 2025 8:29 am
Oval Office
There are no allies any more,
No friends, no foes,
No right, no wrong,
No good, no bad;
Just bully boys who'll take you
For everything you had.
Saturday 1st March 2025 9:00 am
AI Anxiety
At Algorithm central
it’s time to make a choice
between ChatGPT and DeepSeek
While you still have your own voice
It’s a race to get the brightest app
whose misleading demeanour
will leave you in some logic trap
A digital in betweener
We know AI will kill us all
It’s no harmless lingua franca
It’s been created just for profit
By some lawless tech bro wank...
Wednesday 26th February 2025 6:41 pm
United or Doomed!
This poem reflects the urgent and growing tensions Europe faces—internally divided and externally threatened. With rising dangers from Russia, China, and a shifting American stance, it paints a vivid picture of the consequences of inaction.
Europe, listen—time runs thin, The storm is howling, wars begin. Trump builds walls, his hunger grows, Grabs at lands where cold wind blows. Not jus...Sunday 23rd February 2025 4:39 pm
Spare Change
They no longer carry coins.
They have wads of notes to spare,
But their instinct is to throw crumbs,
Or bits of half-eaten sandwiches.
They tell you to perform
One of those cute local dances,
Or to sing ‘Streets of London’,
Or playing a tune on the violin.
Or better still, sit up and beg,
Say how goddam grateful you are,
And hand over anything you’ve got,
Explainin...
Sunday 23rd February 2025 7:39 am
Time for our X-odus!
Saturday 22nd February 2025 10:55 am
The Trump Express: Engine of Havoc!
This sonnet wants to capture the chaotic and relentless force of Trump’s ambitions—an unstoppable train of greed, power, and imperialism, barreling through the world, leaving disruption and destruction in its wake.
The world is battered, torn beneath his wheels,
A runaway of greed and steel and spite.
A thousand schemes, each twisting as it steals,
Devour the day and drown the dead of nig...
Friday 21st February 2025 4:26 pm
King Don The Delusional
Thursday 20th February 2025 3:20 pm
A Deal Among Devils
Monday 17th February 2025 2:35 pm
The Sunshine Boys
The Sunshine Boys are chatting on the phone;
They claim that they are both concerned with peace.
But one of them is raining down his bombs,
While body counts on both sides still increase.
The other one appears not to remember
Who started this barbaric slice of hell;
He treats the culprit as a valued partner
And seems to have been captured by his spell.
The victims...
Friday 14th February 2025 5:25 pm
The Fury of the Fragile
In The Fury of the Fragile, the clash between compassion and cruelty takes center stage. Inspired by Rev. Megan Budde’s call for mercy and Donald Trump’s harsh dismissal of it, this poem wants to explore the tension between empathy and rage. It paints a portrait of a leader who wields words as weapons but crumbles when confronted with the very kindness he scorns.
Budde called for mercy, kindn...Tuesday 4th February 2025 5:24 pm
The Tyrant In My Mind
A poetic exploration of a mind poisoned by the omnipresent specters of Donald Trump and E. Musk. This piece hopefully captures the relentless mental siege and especially the detox from Trump's toxic influence. It is a vivid depiction of inner turmoil and the quest to reclaim clarity and freedom.
Each waking thought, his specter reappears,
A gaudy brute who feeds on hate and strife.
He storms ...
Friday 24th January 2025 2:16 pm
The Pragmatist's Paradox: Trump Through Machiavelli's Lens
Donald Trump’s political persona is viewed through the lens of Niccolò Machiavelli’s 12 principles from The Prince. It delves into Trump’s use of manipulation, adaptability, and perception to solidify his power, aligning with Machiavelli’s emphasis on the importance of cunning and seizing opportunities. While Trump exemplifies the Machiavellian "new prince" who rises through personal success rathe...
Thursday 23rd January 2025 4:25 pm
A Deal With the Devil, or The Scales of Justice Shattered
Wednesday 22nd January 2025 3:42 pm

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