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There were only seven chicken meatballs in my pack of eight

This is my attempt at a true crime/romance/poetry crossover and it’s called “There were only seven chicken meatballs in my pack of eight”.

 

There were only seven chicken meatballs in my pack of eight

So I opened up my Macbook to send an email of complaint.

 

She said

    Look. You need to get a sense of perspective.

    It’s petty, it’s sad, and you sound like a git.

    P...

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Sandwich fillings: an elegy

Siberian kale with cherrystone clam

Bulgar, quinoa, and spicy brown mustard

Orange okra served with whiskey-roast ham

Red chard, leaf lard, and savoury custard

 

Avocado jam with relish of quince

Shaved black truffle with sourdough croutons

Sun dried tomatoes with guinea pig mince

Plantain wraps served on tiny oak futons

 

Sandwich menus leave me filled with remorse

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Lies~Lies And More Lies

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{Lies~Lies And More Lies}

 

The lies always flowed from your wicked bitchiest corrupted lips that tried to effectively communicate with me like the demonic dog in you 

 

But I would listen for the first few times then after that I automatically auto~tuned your old played out fake ass coward of a man that lives amongst the people in this world who wasn't a liar like you 

 

And now...

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The moth with hob nailed boots

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Every night about half past ten

there's tapping ont window

It's the moth with hob nailed boots

trying to find a weak spot before 

he parascends 

through shattered glass.

Nowt will keep this tiger away from lamp

He's kitted out with mess tin and webbing

he's all camouflage and clobber

obvious to the untrained eye

that he's been on manoeuvres behind enemy line...

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This Hard Cold Piece Of Steel

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{This Hard Cold Piece Of Steel}

 

 

This hard 

cold piece 

of steel gives 

my heart

thrill's

and 

chill's

that you

cold never 

do 

 

 

 

©Tina Glover All Rights Reserved/ One_Pissed_Off_American_Ghost_Writer 2017 but posting on February 26,2018 

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Survival

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{Survival} 


All I need
is if I was 
the only human 
on the planet 
is my furry 
friend by my 
side then I'll 
be doing just 
fine and dandy

 

©Tina Glover  All Rights Reserved/ One_Pissed_Off_American_Ghost_Writer 2017 but posting here on February 21,2018 

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The Darkness

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{The Darkness}


Your whole 
aura is 
giving off 
that deep 
down darkness 
that we all 
fear to love 
but you are 
making yours 
absolutely 
intoxicating 
to resist 

 

©Tina Glover All Rights Reserved/ One_Pissed_Off_American_Ghost_Writer 2017 but posting here on February 21,2018

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The Moment

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{The Moment}


The moment 
when happiness
arrives but some
stubborn asshole 
comes along to 
screw that up for 
you so steer clear 
of all assholes 
that's even 
including you 

 

©Tina Glover All Rights Reserved/ One_Pissed_Off_American_Ghost_Writer 2017 but posting here on February 21,2018 

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Diary Of The Southern Queen Entry #25 {Rose's Are Red Poems #1}

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{Diary Of The Southern Queen Entry #25 {Rose's Are Red Poems #1} 

 

 

 

? Rose's are red,

Violet's are blue,

Now you are nothing

but a lame ass? joker 

that needs to have

his croaker 

removed all together

so there 

won't be no more

forced

innocent victims that

you can

capture `n` then 

killing them 

slowly 

? Rose's are red,

Violet's are ...

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Diary Of The Southern Queen Entry #13 {No Southern Belle's Or Gentleman Far As My Can See}

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{Diary Of The Southern Queen Entry #13} {No Southern Belle's Or Gentleman Far As My Can See} 

 

 

 

If this is the

main street

where southern

belle's `n` 

gentleman are born

at please stand

them up in a

line for the

world to feel

pity for the

red,white,blue

trashy redneck's

`n` hillbillies

which means

you too 

 

 

Because I

don't se...

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Diary Of The Southern Queen Entry #8 {What A Typical Man Wants In A Woman?}

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{Diary Of The Southern Queen Entry #8} {What A Typical Man Wants In A Woman?} 

 

 

 

Sadly she's a

good~hearted~woman 

 

 

But many people

doesn't appreciate

that in a woman

 

 

Because oddly

enough most

people prefers a

woman to be trashy

not classy with sass

about her because

it's all about what's

between her legs

when it comes

t...

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Diary Of The Southern Queen Entry #6 {His Rhythm}

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{Diary Of The Southern Queen Entry #6} {His Rhythm} 

 

 

 

His rhythm of

his songs played

like the sickest

twisted dead of a

deafening whistling 

whisper's through

the cold northern

lights that only

the animals could

hear that kept

them howling

by the bay from the

amusement of his

meaningless song

that continues to

play his sickened

twist...

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Conceit And Vanity Quote #2

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{Conceit And Vanity Quote #2}

 

 

Betty~Lou 

was a 

woman 

that was

so stuck

up higher 

than a light

pole 

 

 

 

 

 

©One_Pissed_Off_American_Ghost_Writer/Tina Glover originally written on August 3,2016 but posting here 12/04/2017 

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Conceit And Vanity Quote #3

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{Conceit And Vanity Quote #3}

 

 

That old 

Billie~Bob 

think's that 

the ⛅ sun

comes up 

just to hear 

him crow 

 

 

 

 

 

 

©One_Pissed_Off_American_Ghost_Writer/Tina Glover originally written on August 3,2016 but posting here on 12/03/2017 all rights reserved

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Black ? Sheep

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{Black ? Sheep} 

 

 

As the black ? sheep is an outcast in your eyes 

 

 

But if that black ? sheep gets the chance they will be the one's leading the pack 

 

 

Because they can only with stand so much hurt and pain until one day they will strike you without warning they will deploy a decoy to get you to believe them and having you hooked like reading a old romantic book...

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Tired

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Tired

 

I’m a man whose tired and worn

Empty and dead on my feet,

Petered out, played out, pooped and torn

Burnout broke down and beat.

 

Drowsy, droopy, drooping drained

Dog tired, done in, done for,

Exasperated, enervated empty faint

Overtaxed, overworked and bored

 

Sick of, sleepy, spent and stale

Haggard, run down, all in

Consumed, collapsing, asleep,...

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That'll Cost You the Kettle

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They married young and grew apart, as people often do.

Future life for both of them will be with someone new.

The problem though, was cash so short

they could not move their home.

Until some savings could be made,

and low cost rents be found.

 

Circumstance demanded that

the bed must still be shared.

Things were tough, no time for fun,

except for weekend booze.

 

...

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A Mouses Tale

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A ​Mouses Tale But it's not my fault, cried the mouse in dismay. I knew where I was going, though it was far, far away. Sat at the foot of my bed, with his hands beneath his head, He tried, through his tears, to relate what is here... I set out early this morn, after nibbling on some corn, For my breakfast, on the cob is best. I was planning to go to "The Great Mouse Show". A long...

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