Poetry Blog by Malpoet
The Twelve Days of Christmas
12 Days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas
Bojo gave to me
Fear of a virus
Spreading rapidly.
On the second day of Christmas
Bojo gave to me
Two metre distance and
Fear of a virus
Spreading rapidly.
On the Third day of Christmas
Bojo gave to me
Hands, face & space,
Two metre distance and
Fear of a virus
Spreading rapidly.
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Monday 23rd November 2020 9:38 pm
Retraining Bert
Retraining Bert
Chefing is not what it used to be
His boss called him in and explained.
'We're now on tier 3 says the edict,
and boozers like this have to close.'
'No boss, we're exempt,
like the 'Spoons have been told.
We sell grub and that's kosher
just the ale house is doomed.'
'It won't work like that lad,
the punters are scared.
And I can't serv...
Sunday 8th November 2020 6:47 pm
God Bless America
Uninvited Squatter Amerigo
Delivered disease
Dumped some beads
Did misdeeds
and had a Grand Old Party.
An incubus descended,
and Trumpeted its coarse
of groin grabbing ostentation
to degraded, deep, deceit.
When finally ejected
there remained a steaming turd,
in a lap of soiled clothing
impossible to purge.
Sunday 8th November 2020 11:01 am
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