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Then, let them eat snowflake
Into the office
someone's brought cake!
Don't they know
I'm a little snowflake!
I have no willpower
Can't think for myself
Then in strolls this cocky
little cake elf!
Like covid 19
Don't they know cake
should never be seen!
It's total carnage
There's cream round me gob
And, now, someone's brandishing
a chocolate hob-...
Sunday 22nd January 2023 1:37 pm
Love's remembrances can be painful
Lurking like snakes in your head
I find memories of our finest hour
Amid itchy reminders in our bed
The crumbs in my bed remind me of you
The way you brushed your hair for hours
How you sat on the duvet nibbling cinammon toast
Or sniffing posies of hothouse flowers
I still can't work out why you left me
The truth is I'm more t...
Thursday 23rd April 2020 12:18 pm
Down the market
carrots, apples spuds and fish
chocolate brownies, a porcelain dish
jeans and jumpers, pots and pans
stockings, bras and ornate fans
paintings of the lacal town
jackets, bags and a dressing gown
onsies that look like Donald duck
sweets to chew and sweets to suck
DVDs and home made jam
vinyl records by bross and wham!
perfume, deodorant, talk and soap
yorkshire parkin and a cantelope
Saturday 26th May 2018 5:14 pm
Coffee shop blues
Cup of coffee
cup of tea
Drunk them all
ate them all
now I've got
Tuesday 9th June 2015 11:25 am
Eyes staring upwards
At the Soft Cell poster
Awkwardly tacked to the ceiling
But already beginning to curl at the edges
The sound of crockery clattering
Gently switches me back to reality
The familiar sound of the pot mixing bowl
Rocking back and forth
As Mum beats the eggs with alarming ferocity
(No mechanical aids in sight to whizz the mix into fluffy...
Sunday 7th June 2015 9:38 pm
New Year, New Year Resolutions
New year, New year resolution
Gotta be strong, want absolution
This year I'm going to lose some weight
But what will I do without my cake?
Carrot cake, is that one of my 5 a day?
That areas always been kinda grey
And New York cheesecake, that's not so bad
Without the cheese it could be a new fad
Lovely and rich, chocolate fudge
Keep eating that and the weight w...
Friday 13th February 2015 4:08 pm
Rekindle cake (plus video performance attached at bottom)
Sunday 6th January 2013 7:58 pm
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