Thunderous bolts of lightning every morning

Gazing at a screen, still learning

Chess pieces move devoid of doubt

An evil kettle spews from its hot spout

News of the mighty, judging so rightly

Dastardly and Mutley chase us so justly

This is not the breakfast I was prescribed

Hot eggs of death on a buttered lie

Where's that decaffe coffee I can't find?

When ...

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Once upon a time, there was a cake that was not just a cake
It was the cocoa powder, dark and bitter earth
that once was seed, fruit, promise
It was the butter, golden fat, almost alive
melting under touch, like fear or desire
It was the sugar, sweet and cruel
dissolving into itself
like memories that refuse to be remembered

The eggs are cracked, fragile shells of worlds
and from them f...

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I'm eggshausted and eggsasperated -
I shouldn't have eggspected less
But in fact it's eggsceded my worst eggspectations
I've had too many eggs - eaten to eggsess
 
I'm not one for eggsageration
I prefer to be eggsact
But, I'll eggspound and eggspress myself further
For some sympathy, I wish to eggstract

Well, I took some advice from an "eggspert"
An eggstravigant egghead, called Ed
Eg...

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