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The Jingly Jib
you know he’s a Jib
the way you can tell
he jingles and jingles
like a jingly bell
but sometimes their jingle
mysteriously goes
then Jibs cry all day
and why, nobody knows
being a Jib
can often be tough
expected to jingle
and jingle with love
then on the days
where love is not felt
Jibs lose their jingle
and Jibs will then wilt
so...
Wednesday 25th September 2024 7:23 am
oo's
noop
boo troon
frooing soon
noop
too woon
drooing hoon
noop
shoo shoo
oon
Monday 23rd September 2024 7:15 am
Hey Ho Does An Octopus Know
hey ho
does an octopus know
how to juggle with eight cups and saucers
and the fish watching him
while the elephants swim
then he juggles with a turtle and tortoise
then ho hey
does the octopus say
I can do this all day round in circles
but an ache in my arm
in my arm, in my arm
and so on through all eight tentacles
so hey ho
let the octopus go
...
Saturday 21st September 2024 9:29 am
Lies~Lies And More Lies
{Lies~Lies And More Lies}
The lies always flowed from your wicked bitchiest corrupted lips that tried to effectively communicate with me like the demonic dog in you
But I would listen for the first few times then after that I automatically auto~tuned your old played out fake ass coward of a man that lives amongst the people in this world who wasn't a liar like you
And now...
Wednesday 4th July 2018 5:19 am
The moth with hob nailed boots
Every night about half past ten
there's tapping ont window
It's the moth with hob nailed boots
trying to find a weak spot before
he parascends
through shattered glass.
Nowt will keep this tiger away from lamp
He's kitted out with mess tin and webbing
he's all camouflage and clobber
obvious to the untrained eye
that he's been on manoeuvres behind enemy line...
Friday 11th May 2018 1:38 pm
This Hard Cold Piece Of Steel
{This Hard Cold Piece Of Steel}
This hard
cold piece
of steel gives
my heart
thrill's
and
chill's
that you
cold never
do
©Tina Glover All Rights Reserved/ One_Pissed_Off_American_Ghost_Writer 2017 but posting on February 26,2018
Tuesday 27th February 2018 2:38 am
Survival
{Survival}
All I need
is if I was
the only human
on the planet
is my furry
friend by my
side then I'll
be doing just
fine and dandy
©Tina Glover All Rights Reserved/ One_Pissed_Off_American_Ghost_Writer 2017 but posting here on February 21,2018
Wednesday 21st February 2018 10:26 pm
The Darkness
{The Darkness}
Your whole
aura is
giving off
that deep
down darkness
that we all
fear to love
but you are
making yours
absolutely
intoxicating
to resist
©Tina Glover All Rights Reserved/ One_Pissed_Off_American_Ghost_Writer 2017 but posting here on February 21,2018
Wednesday 21st February 2018 10:18 pm
The Moment
{The Moment}
The moment
when happiness
arrives but some
stubborn asshole
comes along to
screw that up for
you so steer clear
of all assholes
that's even
including you
©Tina Glover All Rights Reserved/ One_Pissed_Off_American_Ghost_Writer 2017 but posting here on February 21,2018
Wednesday 21st February 2018 10:00 pm
Diary Of The Southern Queen Entry #25 {Rose's Are Red Poems #1}
{Diary Of The Southern Queen Entry #25 {Rose's Are Red Poems #1}
? Rose's are red,
Violet's are blue,
Now you are nothing
but a lame ass? joker
that needs to have
his croaker
removed all together
so there
won't be no more
forced
innocent victims that
you can
capture `n` then
killing them
slowly
? Rose's are red,
Violet's are ...
Monday 11th December 2017 10:52 am
Diary Of The Southern Queen Entry #13 {No Southern Belle's Or Gentleman Far As My Can See}
{Diary Of The Southern Queen Entry #13} {No Southern Belle's Or Gentleman Far As My Can See}
If this is the
main street
where southern
belle's `n`
gentleman are born
at please stand
them up in a
line for the
world to feel
pity for the
red,white,blue
trashy redneck's
`n` hillbillies
which means
you too
Because I
don't se...
Saturday 9th December 2017 10:18 pm
Diary Of The Southern Queen Entry #8 {What A Typical Man Wants In A Woman?}
{Diary Of The Southern Queen Entry #8} {What A Typical Man Wants In A Woman?}
Sadly she's a
good~hearted~woman
But many people
doesn't appreciate
that in a woman
Because oddly
enough most
people prefers a
woman to be trashy
not classy with sass
about her because
it's all about what's
between her legs
when it comes
t...
Saturday 9th December 2017 6:52 am
Diary Of The Southern Queen Entry #6 {His Rhythm}
{Diary Of The Southern Queen Entry #6} {His Rhythm}
His rhythm of
his songs played
like the sickest
twisted dead of a
deafening whistling
whisper's through
the cold northern
lights that only
the animals could
hear that kept
them howling
by the bay from the
amusement of his
meaningless song
that continues to
play his sickened
twist...
Saturday 9th December 2017 5:01 am
Conceit And Vanity Quote #2
{Conceit And Vanity Quote #2}
Betty~Lou
was a
woman
that was
so stuck
up higher
than a light
pole
©One_Pissed_Off_American_Ghost_Writer/Tina Glover originally written on August 3,2016 but posting here 12/04/2017
Monday 4th December 2017 7:22 am
Conceit And Vanity Quote #3
{Conceit And Vanity Quote #3}
That old
Billie~Bob
think's that
the ⛅ sun
comes up
just to hear
him crow
©One_Pissed_Off_American_Ghost_Writer/Tina Glover originally written on August 3,2016 but posting here on 12/03/2017 all rights reserved
Monday 4th December 2017 4:46 am
Black ? Sheep
{Black ? Sheep}
As the black ? sheep is an outcast in your eyes
But if that black ? sheep gets the chance they will be the one's leading the pack
Because they can only with stand so much hurt and pain until one day they will strike you without warning they will deploy a decoy to get you to believe them and having you hooked like reading a old romantic book...
Saturday 2nd December 2017 6:23 pm
Tired
Tired
I’m a man whose tired and worn
Empty and dead on my feet,
Petered out, played out, pooped and torn
Burnout broke down and beat.
Drowsy, droopy, drooping drained
Dog tired, done in, done for,
Exasperated, enervated empty faint
Overtaxed, overworked and bored
Sick of, sleepy, spent and stale
Haggard, run down, all in
Consumed, collapsing, asleep,...
Thursday 13th April 2017 4:53 am
That'll Cost You the Kettle
They married young and grew apart, as people often do.
Future life for both of them will be with someone new.
The problem though, was cash so short
they could not move their home.
Until some savings could be made,
and low cost rents be found.
Circumstance demanded that
the bed must still be shared.
Things were tough, no time for fun,
except for weekend booze.
...
Friday 20th May 2016 5:10 pm
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