To a Fellow Artist
To a Fellow Artist
It’s often asked: wherein does beauty lie,
In mystery bound, proportions magical,
Deciphered only by the observer’s eye,
Or in some poet’s words deemed lyrical?
I know that beauty’s not in sparkling dross,
Perfection is for fools; an empty frame,
In masterpieces, lines are found and lost,
And here, in life’s chiaroscuro lives a flame,
A caring smi...
Friday 29th December 2023 12:16 pm
Chrismus in t’ Asylum
T’Chrismus Gammon have gone spittin’ mad,
‘cos t’asylum seekers are gooin’ AWOL
fer Chrismus; aye, here in t’UK it’s reet bad,
there’s nowt reawnd ‘ere but strife on’ trouble,
so t’forinners‘re seekin’ asylum back whoam!
Gee Beebie News‘re ‘avin’ a meltdown,
they’re at it like rabid dogs wi’ a bone,
parliament’s an asylum, on’ t’loons‘re in charge,
con wi not send ‘em t’li...
Monday 25th December 2023 11:29 am
النكبةAl Nakba: Day 27,375 and Counting…(edited repost)
With client hacks,
quiet words in ears,
he loves the craic
at working lunches
with the journo sewer,
making numbers crunch.
more twists and turns
than a snake with an itch,
humanity burns
while he makes his pitch,
purging list,
ever ready,
on power pissed
biding time,
keeping steady
the applecart,
election ready
steady fart!
The Lobby’s man,
...Monday 18th December 2023 12:25 pm
שִׁ֥יר הַֽמַּֽעֲל֑וֹת מִמַּֽעֲמַקִּ֖ים קְרָאתִ֣יךָ יְהֹוָֽה
https://youtu.be/88kJd9PwVwY?list=RD88kJd9PwVwY
Here’s candle light
for our darkness;
here’s calming prayer
for our grief and pain;
here’s atonement,
healing separation;
their hands are joined in prayer,
I wait in dread, for them I fear;
de profundis clamavi ad te Domine.
שִׁ֥יר הַֽמַּֽעֲל֑וֹת מִמַּֽעֲמַקִּ֖ים קְרָאתִ֣יךָ יְהֹוָֽה
Sunday 17th December 2023 12:45 pm
Anti Semite! Anti Semite! Anti Semite!
The trouble with continually crying wolf
is that you end up being trampled
by the herd of elephants in the room,
you for too long ignored
and who will make of you an example;
like it or not, I’m a poet,
whether a good one
or a bad one’s
for you to decide;
but if there’s a line,
my task’s not to toe it,
but to write it,
to tell it out loud,
tell the truth ...
Saturday 16th December 2023 5:21 pm
Haiku Prunus Spinosa
A decade old now,
Those Blackthorn whips I planted.
Hope will come with Spring.
Tuesday 12th December 2023 2:48 pm
Zephaniah
Zephaniah
told them to take their Order of the British Empire
and shove it right where the monkey shoves his nuts;
to higher things than that he did aspire,
not for him, life as an elite sucker up;
a man of his word, he, for his entire life
fought against empire, racism and slavery,
against colonial imposition and strife;
he inspired others to personal bravery,
connecti...
Friday 8th December 2023 10:55 am
Betrayed
With dinner simmering nicely on the hob,
in comfort and with gratitude, I watched
the ritual enacted on our screen;
a sombre scene, demanding dignity,
respectful silence, mindfulness of grief.
The whistle blown, straight o’er the top they went,
did Tommy Atkins and his brave young pals,
the destiny of most - Eternity.
Two minutes’ quiet, the very least required;
no...
Thursday 7th December 2023 11:14 am
النكبةAl Nakba: Day 27,375 and Counting…
النكبةAl Nakba: Day 27,375 and Counting…
With client hacks,
quiet words in ears,
he loves the craic
at working lunch
with the journo sewer,
making numbers crunch,
his purging list,
is at the ready,
on power pissed
he’s biding time,
and keeping steady
the applecart,
election ready,
to be off like a fart,
the lobby’s man,
so quiet when
it suits him ...
Wednesday 29th November 2023 12:32 pm
Never Again Means Never Again-For Anyone!
Your Jewish Voice for Labour
is another voice for me,
a voice for cooperation,
a voice for good, not ill;
your Jewish Voice for Peace,
asks no more blood be spilled,
let your protests’ sound increase;
speak up my sisters, brothers,
for all humanity,
speak out against vile smears,
against hypocrisy,
speak out against apartheid,
Mandela was correct:
our freedom...
Monday 27th November 2023 10:30 am
Message from an Arsehole to a "Shithole"
The good folk of the North-East UK
will surely be delighted to learn today
that thirty-four per cent of their children,
the victims of that corrupt brethren,
are living in poverty because Stockton’s “a shithole”,
in a country ruined by complete arseholes;
their mission’s complete, they’re finally there,
with their wealth and their health, saying “sod your nightmare”,
it’s ...
Thursday 23rd November 2023 1:38 pm
Zip it, Hotovely!
No, Board of Deputies of British Jews,
you do not speak for her;
neither does the tool-maker’s son,
he does not speak for her;
nor you, Hotovely, you don’t speak for her…
…for that brave Jewish lady with a conscience
whose family died in The Holocaust,
who, in London, engaged in peaceful protest,
was harassed, arrested and detained
for twenty-four hours by a bored-...
Friday 17th November 2023 12:12 pm
Our Guiding Stars
They’ve just let the cat
out of Number Ten,
she’s going going,
going gone;
No Scene Of Crime tape
across the door;
hate-crime's OK,
and genocide too;
but look on the bright side,
to avoid accusations
of anti-Semitism
Magellan’s out,
Netanyahu’s in.
Monday 13th November 2023 10:11 am
Futility
Futility (apologies to Wilfred Owen)
Forget, forget,
Her rallying cry;
Forget, forget
The reason why;
Forget, forget
Our fathers lied,
Was it for this the clay grew tall?
—O what made fatuous sunbeams toil
To break earth's sleep at all?
Sunday 12th November 2023 10:26 am
Deathstyle Choice
Her Deathstyle Choice!
The red red rose of Lancashire, it’s red for love,
the poppy, flower of Palestine which gives me hope,
the fragile Armistice poppy, of hope, not hate,
trodden in the mud by Braverman’s Nat C. friends,
by the Nazi hate-mob...
Wednesday 8th November 2023 2:14 pm
Armistice Now!
A letter dropped through my post box the other day, it was addressed to The Occupier,
so I forwarded it to Benjamin Netanyahu (C/o UK and USA).
We want...
What do we want?
Armistice!
We want it now,
In our thousands,
in our millions,
we are all
Palestinians.
Sir Kid starver
backs kid killing,
put up
shut up
no more.
We want...
what do we want?
...Monday 6th November 2023 11:39 am
Not In My Name!
No, king Charlie number three,
Do not presume to speak for me,
I will not brook a genocide.
No, Hate-Monger General,
In Washington you spoke for hate,
Now slander you, those who wish peace
Upon all those whose hearts do break,
Who mourn the deaths of innocents.
That poppy pinned upon your left lapel?
It does not show you care, it’s all pretence;
You hands are red wit...
Saturday 4th November 2023 11:42 am
Jihad, Jihad, Toil and Trouble!
Jihad, jihad, toil and trouble!
In the cause of public safety
Honest Bobprick’s banned that word;
The Met Plod’s also banned a road,
The road in question being “The Struggle”,
Or, as it’s known in Palestine,
The “Jihad”, yes, wot broke my gearbox!
That ain’t no amble for this old crock,
Ban it now, that darned Jihad!
Jihad! Struggle! Jihad! Struggle!
Double, double to...
Wednesday 25th October 2023 11:46 am
The Big Lie
In a state born from terrorism, what could go wrong,
with Ben Yahoo funding terrorists to bring Abbas to his knees;
his blind eyes turned to incendiaries and to rockets,
with millions in cash allowed through the crossing,
to maintain a ceasefire with Hamas in The Strip?
In a state born from terrorism, what could go wrong?
Tuesday 24th October 2023 4:53 pm
Cruella Than Anyone
A nasty old witch called Cruella
That spreader of Legionella,
Lived on an old barge
With some arsehole called George,
Now the UK’s got rampant Chlamydia.
Monday 23rd October 2023 10:54 am
Good-bye Election
Goodbye Election
That barrel full’s finally flushed,
He didn’t just go, he was pushed;
He followed his flow chart
To hell in a handcart,
And through a side door he eff-offed
Saturday 21st October 2023 2:56 pm
The Lioness
God Bless you Ahed Tamimi
https://youtu.be/XPhEjECGjAs?list=TLPQMjAxMDIwMjPF8r18c89eeQ
In February 2018, the famous Israeli poet Yehonatan Geffen, the nephew of Moshe Dayan, posted a poem on his Instagram page that ended with the following lines:
את, אהד תמימי,
אדומת השיער,
כמו דוד שסטר לגולית,
תהיי באותה שורה עם
ז'אן דארק, חנה סנש ואנה פרנק.
...
Friday 20th October 2023 1:28 pm
Sunday Prayers - edited repost with audio
Sunday Prayers
Yesterday was Sunday.
It was our Sabbath;
a walk in the park
in the autumn sun;
and that was the day
right after Shabbat;
and that was the day
after their Jumu’ah;
Three days of prayer,
of reflection and quiet.
We walked in the park
with family and friends
in the autumn sun,
then sat in the riotous
children’s playground,
whic...
Thursday 19th October 2023 12:52 pm
Sunday Prayers
Yesterday was Sunday;
which was our Sabbath;
a walk in the park
in the autumn sun.
That was the day
right after Shabbat,
and that was the day
after their Jumu’ah;
Three days of prayer,
of reflection and quiet.
We walked in the park
with family and friends
in the autumn sun,
then sat in the riotous
children’s playground,
which wasn’t so quiet
for...
Monday 16th October 2023 1:08 pm
Apology
If I haven't liked or commented on your poems over the last few weeks/months, it's not because I've fallen out with you, or because I don't like what you write; it's because I've been preoccupied, engaged in a struggle: perhaps a struggle for sanity?
But we'll get through this together. Love and best wishes.
Writers of the world Unite!
Monday 16th October 2023 11:59 am
The Song of Songs
It’s with a heavy heart that I make this post, overwhelmed as I am, with emotions ranging from despair to incandescent rage about the tragic events in Israel and Palestine. I can’t find any helpful words to describe how I feel, so I’ll leave you with this.
It’s a beautiful love poem/song which I think is sung here in Hebrew, with what I think is possibly music of Arabic influence?
The sourc...
Sunday 15th October 2023 12:59 pm
Not In My Name
The evil they once did lives after them;
Once more, the monster they created, strikes.
But ever-strident hypocrites demand
that I condemn out loud those evil deeds.
They browbeat me, a great granddad who sees
fresh hell before me, each and every day,
in far-flung corners of this grieving world,
with tears that well up in my ageing eyes,
at images of newly orphaned babes,
...Friday 13th October 2023 1:07 pm
Fascists Out!
Message for admirers of this well-nigh fascist regime:
over the last few weeks, I’ve had a kind of Damascene moment;
so you can shove your bloody culture wars
up your self-important ever-vocal fundaments.
I’ve decided there are far bigger fish to fry,
Like under-nourished British school kids,
Who go to school hungry and cry;
or are bullied because they can’t afford
the requ...
Monday 9th October 2023 1:34 pm
an-Nakbah 1948-2023
Just to make myself perfectly clear from:
https://www.jewishvoiceforlabour.org.uk/
"To be a Jew means always being with the oppressed, never with the oppressors.”
Marek Edelman – last surviving leader, Warsaw ghetto uprising.
By way of contrast, this from Ntanyahu: “Israel is not a state of all its citizens… [but rather] the nation-state of the Jewish people and only them”. Israel...
Sunday 8th October 2023 11:51 am
Manifesto of Hope (with quote, not paraphrase)
Rise, like lions after slumber
In unvanquishable number!
Shake your chains to earth, like dew
Which in sleep had fallen on you:
Ye are many—they are few!
(From the Masque of Anarchy by Percy Bysshe Shelley)
Below is what I consider to be a Manifesto of Hope, to whose motives and principles I wholly subscribe.
Public ownership of all public services and infrastructure, including ...
Friday 6th October 2023 10:10 am
Confluence Time
Welcome to Manchester;
To the Tóraidhe Party Confluence;
to the land in which
the pursuit of greater affluence on behalf of
the already obscenely affluent
results in vast quantities of verbal and physical effluent;
which will of course be removed
by United Futilities
who’ll dump it
on our land and in our streams;
a “service” paid for
by those who have next to no...
Wednesday 4th October 2023 12:14 pm
Her Final Solution
You can’t afford to pay your heating bills?
Well, here’s some hate to keep you nice and warm.
Aim it at them, and them; they’ve caused your ills.
With love from me to you; a firestorm.
Wednesday 27th September 2023 12:05 pm
Blackshirt Haiku
Britain’s now drifting
Rudderless and no compass.
Send for the Blackshirts!
Friday 8th September 2023 10:57 am
Elephant Limerick
Desist from your rave and your rant,
But indulge in hypocrisy and cant.
Dead Yemenis are boring,
Europeans, alluring.
Oh look, there’s a rather large elephant!
Thursday 24th August 2023 6:30 am
Verboten
Your particular point of view,
Ain’t permitted ’cos it’s red;
No matter whether it’s false or true,
It annoys me that it can be read.
Blackshirts are marching down the street,
Coming to sort dissenters out,
Thirty Pee’s thrown some red meat,
Sod your civil rights, they’re up the spout.
Saturday 12th August 2023 10:59 pm
Stereotypes
I’ve never glued my hands
to anything,
except for that time
when I was making that model
of a Fokker Triplane
that my mam got me
for passing some exams.
I’ve been on loads of demos,
protesting against
the racist National Front
who marched through my town,
whilst police dogs
snapped at my heels.
I’ve been on demos against the BNP ,
who admired a so-calle...
Friday 11th August 2023 12:17 pm
Not By Tony Benn
The Tories treat
our nurses with contempt
our doctors with disdain
our firefighters with derision
our ambulance workers with disrespect
our railway staff with scorn
our carers with despisal
our armed forces with antipathy
our sick with neglect
our elderly with indignity
our teachers with ridicule
our children with condescension
our pensioners with contempt
...Thursday 10th August 2023 9:37 am
Sonnet (On the sad news of the demise of the Siden House in the Black Country)
Oh, would it were the happy truth: consigned
Unto the flames of hell, that Crooked House,
Where Mammon’s ermined scarlet whores decide
Which trough they’ll dig with snuffling filthy snouts!
Those arsonists so proudly pose in food
Pantries, yet loudly praise the firefight;
Rapacious brutes, they Gaîa do denude
Of hope; they’re criminals, who firelight.
Rich ...
Tuesday 8th August 2023 2:39 pm
Stop the Stunts!
Bravo Greenpeace,
now it’s time
to stop the Tory stunts,
those cunning stunts.
Lock ‘em up
on HMS Grenfell,
or on the Broads,
in massive punts.
Oh hell, I really must
learn to spell!
Addendum: https://www.theguardian.com/politics/live/2023/aug/03/oliver-dowden-asylum-seekers-bibby-stockholm-uk-politics-live
Thursday 3rd August 2023 3:22 pm
In Praise of the Royal National Lifeboat Institution
In Praise of the Royal National Lifeboat Institution
The words in German are from a revised version of Schiller’s Poem "An die Freude" Ode to Joy. I’ve paraphrased them in English to form the first four lines of my poem.
Part of Schilller’s poem formed the basis of the fourth movement of Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony, an extract of which, was adopted by the European Union, on the grounds that ...
Tuesday 1st August 2023 4:27 pm
Rent-a-Gob
Rent a Gob Fartage, please quit ballooning, we have had enough,
Of your complaining that your bank’s given you the old ho-heave,
So why don’t you (in short sharp jerky movements) just bloody well bugger right off,
Your best ever promise was, if Brexit was a failure, the UK you would leave,
So sod r...
Saturday 22nd July 2023 6:26 pm
Oh the Irony!
So, fellow poets, Rwanda’s safe…isn’t it?
Tell that to our friend, Innocent Bahati,
The Kigali school teacher, whose words are illicit,
And offensive to Rwanda’s high and mighty.
Come on, you poets, do you fancy a visit
To Rwanda to tell Bahati: it’s safe!
Well you can’t, because Bahati’s simply, disappeared,
Desaparecido, as Thatcher’s generals would say.
Worldwide, one h...
Friday 7th July 2023 11:45 am
Comment is Free
“Comment is free…
but facts are sacred”,
an ed. once said.
But I’m fact-free,
and my prejudice naked,
when things are said
with which I don’t agree.
Uilleam Ó Ceallaigh
4th July 2023
PEN International calls on the Rwandan authorities to urgently come clear and publicly account for the whereabouts of poet Innocent Bahati who has been missing since 7 February 2021.
https://www.pen...
Tuesday 4th July 2023 12:24 pm
Seek And You Will Find
During the American Civil War, which ended in 1866, Walt Whitman worked as a clerk in Washington, DC. For a period of three years, he cared for soldiers, dressing their wounds, and comforting the injured.
His 1865 publication of poetry, Drum-Taps, which drew from his experiences in the civil war, includes, “When Lilacs Last in the Dooryard Bloom’d,” Whitman’s elegy for President Lincoln.
I ...
Monday 3rd July 2023 11:44 am
On Beauty
My love of Beauty, nurtured through the years,
Of form and fair proportion’s served me well.
Yet often I ask: where does my true love dwell?
Within my soul; this heart; these eyes; or ears?
Does she conduct the music of the spheres?
Or, sit in silence sweet on Lakeland fell?
Are roses’ heavenly scent bound by her spell?
Her spirit surely lives in all...
Friday 30th June 2023 10:54 am
Modus Operandi---Conscious Cruelty
If you care anything at all about Mental Health Services in Tory UK, and about how the Tories treat their citizens watch this: https://youtu.be/OTkqQX2xvqQ
Modus Operandi-Conscious Cruelty
National Emergency; declare a General Strike;
Are we Hearts of Oak, or timid wee mice?
Stop kissing their boots, tell ‘em to take a hike,
I for one, am itching to get rid of these lice;
...Wednesday 28th June 2023 12:53 pm
Murdoch's Tool
His dad was a toolmaker,
he’s frequently said;
no surprise whatsoever,
that the tool’s now in bed
with foul Rupert Murdoch;
why don’t he just get wed,
to the thing under that rock,
the source of the sewer,
read by a gullible flock,
that rag filled with bile;
justice for the many?
no, not by a mile,
justice for fewer!
Wednesday 28th June 2023 1:04 am
Ye Hypocrites-Ye Whited Sepulchres!
A nation,
That steals
From the
Poorest
To give
To the
Richest;
Not good
Enough
For me.
Swearing
Like a
Trooper;
Good enough
For World
War Two;
Good enough
For me.
Philip
Fuckin’
Almost
Laureate
Larkin,
Good enough
For royalty;
Good enough
For me.
Socialism’s
Loaves and fishes,
Bread and roses;
Good e...
Tuesday 27th June 2023 7:49 am
In support of Ukraine (or is this too political?)
https://youtu.be/KrI7jPWzHzA
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/af/%D0%94%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B6%D0%B0%D0%B2%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%B9_%D0%B3%D1%96%D0%BC%D0%BD_%D0%A3%D0%BA%D1%80%D0%B0%D1%97%D0%BD%D0%B8.pdf/page1-440px-%D0%94%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B6%D0%B0%D0%B2%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%B9_%D0%B3%D1%96%D0%BC%D0%BD_%D0%A3%D0%BA%D1%80%D0%B0%D1%97%D0%BD%D0%B8.pdf.jpg
Sunday 25th June 2023 12:14 am
Souvenir Larkinesque de la Rive Gauche (et de l’Aile Gauche-seulement avec la permission des flics)
A Larkinesque Souvenir of the Left Bank
(and of the Left Wing-only by permission of the cops)
They fuck you up, your mummies and daddies,
They make you mean, and moody blue,
Their fault you’re dummy-spitting saddies,
That life’s turned shit, oh yes, it’s true.
Some fuckers, though, will never learn,
Fooled by posh twats with Latin quotes,
Whose nanny’s...
Thursday 22nd June 2023 1:21 pm
Bread and Roses for All (re-post with open letter to Labour NEC)
Bread and Roses for All
One swallow will not our glorious summer make,
Nor red-tied frauds, true friends of labouring folk:
No friend of mine can love Apartheid’s yolk,
More swallowed lies, our nation’s heart will break:
Britannia’s future guard, for our Children’s sake,
Compassion’s spirit we must now invoke,
Let zeal for justice fill our Hearts of Oak,
Lest fate make any ...
Wednesday 21st June 2023 6:27 am
Orate Fratres - Brothers, Let us Not Prey
Orate Fratres
Our raison d’être? to fulfil the Lord’s prophecy!
For we are the Tory Party at prayer;
Prayerfully, we arrange the country’s economy
So the wealth of our friends should never be impaired.
Jesus preached that: ‘the poor will always be with us’,
In fulfillment whereof, we his Kingdom prepare;
Let us implement with care, Austerity’s cuts,
With the deserving p...
Monday 19th June 2023 9:57 am
Bread and Roses for All
My original intention had been to write a humorous poem around the proverbial swallow, and words such as pint, summer and lies etc.
But with the UK now being in a world of deepest doggy-do, and with a Starmerite (his dad was a tool-maker don’t you know!) purge of genuine Socialists under way, I thought I’d try to write a sonnet whose tone reflects the dire straits in which British cit...
Friday 16th June 2023 11:10 am
The Dishonours List or The Polishing & Flushing of Sundry Richard IIIrds on the 9th of June 2023
The Dishonours List
or
The Polishing & Flushing of Sundry Richard IIIrds on the 9th of June 2023
It’s said that he ran; or perhaps he was pushed?
Is the admiring herd now immune to his sleaze?
Will the Çee U Next Tuesdays be finally flushed?
Perchance we may dream of not swimming in fæces!
There’s a proverb of old:‘One can’t polish a turd’;
An impossible task...
Wednesday 14th June 2023 11:48 am
Kick Off!
If poetry be the food of love, write on!
If it be food for freedom, then kick off!
If you care aught for poetry Write Out Loud!
If you care aught for love then stay not quiet!
If you care aught for freedom, then kick off!
If you will fight with me then you are on!
Monday 12th June 2023 1:37 pm
No. 10 Party Vomit Cleaner to Get Honours?
Trigger warning-the following is a very bad pome!
-apologies, it was written when i woz very tired and very angry-innit! If the person who resuntly commented that one of my pomes WUSN'T a POME, could have advised mi wot a POME WAS, 'appen I coud ave ritten a better wun!
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/live/2023/jun/09/conservatives-labour-rishi-sunak-keir-starmer-boris-johnson-honours-...
Sunday 11th June 2023 12:02 am
Per Ardua ad Astra (now with audio)
Pinocchio Johnson and Tim,
What a combo was ‘Spoons and Wrecksit,
Being egged on by Farage’s grin.
But the Moggian uplands aren’t sunlit,
Now we’re weeping into our gin,
As we crunch on our unicorn shit,
It’s a damn sight more ardua than astra,
To be frank, it’s a bloody disaster!
Wednesday 7th June 2023 10:03 am
Not the Masque of Anarchy
By Eric Corbett - Own work, CC BY 3.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=3839862
FOR THE MORE POETIC AMONGST YOU:
My oeuvre primitif is based on the methodology of Jean-Jaques Marie de la Sainte Verité. I challenge conventional forms of poetry through a combination of texts in both majuscule and miniscule cases, which interplay with the intersectionality of vibrant chromac...
Monday 5th June 2023 12:52 pm
A Left Wing Rant in Blank Verse
This is my first serious attempt at Blank Verse.
It rambles on a bit, and it's rather long, for which I apologise.
...
Sunday 4th June 2023 1:32 pm
What Parties ?
How many
of your
LOVED ONES
DIED
as a result of
POLITICAL DESCISIONS
made by
this
TORY GOVERNMENT?
WHO THE HELL CARES
JUST KEEP YOUR EYES
ON THOSE REFUGEES
STOP THE BOATS!
OH LOOK AT THAT
CELEBRITY’S ARSE
LOOK AT HIS PECS!
In the
UNITED KINGDOM
If you are a
VICTIM
of
RAPE
You have no
PRIV...
Saturday 3rd June 2023 9:54 am
Double Haiku -النكبة an-Nakbah
https://youtu.be/vqJHUkOTLOQ
From the frying pan
Of lying thieving scumbags,
To Tory-lite fire;
The tool-maker’s son,
Palestine’s blood on his hands,
Purging our Red Rose.
Thursday 1st June 2023 1:58 pm
Urine Extraction
The Heege Manuscript which ‘pokes fun at everyone, high and low’ is among the earliest evidence of the life and work of a real minstrel
Fellow WOLers, you must never be boring,
For the high and the mighty need lowering,
Now you stand on the shoulders
...
Wednesday 31st May 2023 11:03 am
Walking Back To Happiness on Friday 26th May 2023 (KISS and TOFFEE)
Desperate to get out and exercise
My increasingly bloated physiology,
I follow advice that I’ve learned from life,
Two magic formulae, KISS and TOFFEE,
My first is: Keep It Simple Stupid!
Then: Time on Feet,-without the t!-well spent, I hope.
And I follow the wisdom undiluted,
Contained in the words of Alexander Pope:
Fools rush in where angels fear to tread!
So on Frid...
Sunday 28th May 2023 12:20 pm
Millionaires...Don't Give a Fuck About You
Anyone who gives a flying cluck about the hell some UK citizens are currently going through should listen to this.
https://youtu.be/BqwWUNZlTOA
Saturday 27th May 2023 11:38 pm
Walking Back to Happiness
Last week I managed to walk six miles or so.
This Tuesday I walked three miles along the canal.
My God it was warm and how thirsty I was at the end!
I went straight to the pub for a pint, to rest and reflect.
One hour and fifteen minutes to walk three and a bit miles.
And here at the bar, by my side was a man in a wheelchair.
He had had both legs amputated below the knee.
This...
Friday 26th May 2023 1:00 am
Un Succès Titanesque!
The last time that I wrote in or spoke French was about ten years ago. This is the first time I’ve ever written a poem in French; so I hope that this blog post will not be, like Brexit, a Titanic débâcle. Any corrections or advice will be welcome.
La dernière fois que j'ai écrit ou que j’ai parlé le français, était il y a une dizaine d’années. Et c’est la toute première fois que j’ai écrit un p...
Tuesday 23rd May 2023 3:41 pm
United Futilities
https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/684b6bac7fb0af1f7b06ae0c9c45906afb8e2b63/0_0_5126_3287/master/5126.jpg?width=700&quality=45&auto=format&fit=max&dpr=2&s=f324fcbc5638cc7ec7aad33a3cb6587f
A Disunited King-dom,
Socialism for the obscenely rich,
A United Futilities Turd-dom,
Sleep on the streets-or in a ditch,
Can't even heat water for a bath,
"Let 'em eat turnips" sez one fat bitch,
Homes for ...
Saturday 20th May 2023 11:18 am
Sausage Fingers
Here at Classy Bangalore,
Full English breakfast we do serve,
A touch of class we do adore,
And from no challenge will we swerve,
We’ve catered for UK royalty,
Our cuisine’s well ahead of the curve...
Wednesday 10th May 2023 11:07 am
Haiku. Mis-Match of the Day-Score
Mis-Match of the Day
Tories-Compassion-the Truth
Abuser-Knighthood
Tuesday 9th May 2023 8:38 am
Citizen Not Subject
https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/fd9d6f551807707ec78e883359b043cb918955c5/0_0_3323_2022/master/3323.jpg?width=1920&quality=85&auto=format&fit=max&s=6eccad02372c61b2671d30abaadcd501
I Citizen, can let no king be mine,
I will not swear an oath in your god’s name.
You do not reign by any right divine,
To my loyalty you have no right, no claim.
I swear I’ll pay to these my true allegian...
Saturday 6th May 2023 6:51 pm
Lover of South African Apartheid
No warning did I ever get,
That I really should have been born white,
Before the shooting and the bombing,
That ruined our economy.
How silly of me to not be white,
What’s more, I’m not indigenous;
My adoptive dad’s lived there for years,
He’s white (but not indigenous),
And a fluent speaker of the Queen’s English,
So I guess he ticks all the right boxes.
I’d love to...
Wednesday 3rd May 2023 1:59 pm
Thanksgiving for Sunday 23rd April 2023
It was an ordinary Sunday,
‘Til you turned up, then it was Fuuunday!
We took along bread for feeding the birds,
God’s creatures need love, both feathered and furred,
We settled for the path with the steepest rake,
Which leads directly down to the lake,
Exercise for the legs, the heart and the mind,
But to granddads’s old knees, not quite so kind!
Wit...
Monday 1st May 2023 9:31 am
Uncivil War
I've just been watching a heart-rendingly sad documentary about the American Civil War, and its aftermath.
It's a disgrace to the memory of the fallen, that some of our politicians deliberately and repeatedly use language which could lead to the repetition of such horrors.
Saturday 29th April 2023 11:40 pm
Double Limerick - Soggy Moggy
Soggy Moggy
A valiant young lass from Nanking,
Excelled at the sport of dunking;
Pushing William Rees Moggy,
Into a bog made him soggy,
And he’s falling to pieces, poor thing;
Now he’s weeping and wailing for nanny,
Is that great soft Victorian fanny;
He’s a compulsive liar,
Who belongs in the mire;
His resemblance to slime is uncanny.
Saturday 29th April 2023 2:41 pm
Turn The Bugger Off
I had been in the process of writing and recording this, prior to posting it in advance of the 15:00 hrs Orwellian PANIC NOW! Message.
However, when it came to choosing between this, and an impromptu visit by a 3 and a half year old who wants to go for a walk with Granddad, guess who won!
Turn The Bugger Off!
Masked zombies fearful, walk the line,
Believers, they still serve their...
Sunday 23rd April 2023 8:54 pm
Make Great Britain Grate !
There was an old lady called Widdecombe,
As bitter and twisted as they come.
“Making Great Britain Grate”,
She has dangled as bait,
Off to hell in a handcart, we are gone.
Saturday 22nd April 2023 2:18 pm
REJOIN THE EU!
https://youtu.be/GtxD6PDq6oM
To paraphrase Rudyard Kipling:
We could not dig; nor in daylight rob:
Therefore we lied to please the mob.
Now all our lies are proved untrue
They’ll never live the dreams we slew.
What tale shall serve us here among
Defrauded angry old and young?
Has anyone told Anne Widdecombe that:
EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE BREXIT PROMISES HAS BEEN BR...
Friday 21st April 2023 11:08 am
Boiling Frogs Haiku
Springtime for Hitler;
More than willing April fools.
Frogs slowly boiling.
Friday 14th April 2023 11:28 am
Britannia in Cloaca Maxima Est-Britain's in the Sewer
He’s risen! To Christendom everywhere, it’s been announced,
A victory for the poor and downtrodden, evil’s been trounced;
That crucified carpenter’s son did not suffer in vain,
Said the Archbishop-who’d sided with slanderers, dealers of pain.
But the tool-maker’s son does not care about justice and light,
Nor turds in the Thames, nor nurses, nor the school-teachers’ plight;
...Monday 10th April 2023 1:49 pm
Labour Made Unelectable-How? With Help From A Foul-Mouthed Slanderer.
https://youtu.be/RBo9a8U9YZQ
As part of a long-running smear campaign against the elected leadership of the Labour Party, Dame Margaret Hodge accused Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn of being a 'fucking antisemite and racist'. For this she received a mild rebuke by letter from Labour's Disciplinary Committee. Hodge compared this harrowing experience to that of being a Jew in the 1930s. Norman Finkel...
Friday 7th April 2023 12:11 pm
It Sez So In The Bible!
ABOUT COLERIDGE:
https://www.writeoutloud.net/public/blogentry.php?blogentryid=128660#page_comment_276591
Before and after Coleridge's time, there were "Christians" (I use that appellation loosely) who sought to justify the slave trade, on the grounds that the Bible justified it.
And there are today, obnoxious nut jobs, who, on the grounds that The Bible tells them to do so, seek...
Wednesday 5th April 2023 1:10 pm
April Fools
April Fool! - If You Voted for this “Vote Leave” Pack of Lies
You’ll benefit from better care provided by our NHS thanks to the re-allocation of funds from the EU budget.
Controlled immigration will lead to reduced wating times for you and your loved ones.
Excess funding that would otherwise be sent to Brussels can also be directed to education, meaning better prospects for your ...
Saturday 1st April 2023 9:45 pm
Ouvriers Britanniques en Solidarité Avec La CGT -" À bas Macron- À bas les Tories.
Jeremy Clarkson Said..."Striking Public Sector Workers Should be Shot in Front of Their Families".
Why wasn't he sacked,and arrested for incitement to murder +or grievous bodily harm?
https://youtu.be/ovacofuB63A
L'internationale: French; and English below. https://youtu.be/Ptc1c5wi_X8
Debout, les damnés de la terre
Debout, les forçats de la faim
La raison tonne en son cra...
Monday 27th March 2023 12:43 pm
Державний Гімн України State Anthem of Ukraine
I've just found this recording of a little girl singing the Ukraine National Anthem.
I first heard her singing "Let it Go" whilst she was in a bunker in Kyiv, a while back.
This is heart-breaking to listen to.
My thoughts and prayers are for the people of Ukraine, and for the people of Russia, including journalists and other actvists who are doing what they can to stop this evil madness.
...Sunday 26th March 2023 9:34 pm
Led By Donkeys Sting!
Greed and stupidity in equal measure!
Kwasi Kwarteng also co-wrote book with Jeremy Hunt recommending get rid of NHS.
https://youtu.be/LD6A9huZM7c
Led by donkeys, led by donkeys,
Down the Brexit road,
Leading UK brain-washed zombies,
Into mental overload.
Sunday 26th March 2023 12:34 am
Screwed!
But sir, it wasn’t us, that’s so unfair!
We’ve only been in power for thirteen years,
It was those nasty Europeans, there,
Made of Britannia such a great pig’s ear.
It wasn't Hunt spelled with a C who wrote
That pamphlet saying “Kill the NHS”,
It was those forinners in small rubber boats,
That made the UK an omnishambolic mess.
Oh look at that, a dead cat in the street!
...Wednesday 22nd March 2023 7:21 pm
Tory Haiku
Mis-Match of the Day,
Tories; Truth and Compassion.
Wife-beaters; Knighthoods.
Tuesday 21st March 2023 11:39 am
Scríobh Amach Os Ard É!-Write It Out Loud!
Happy Saint Patrick's Day!
Thanks are due to Siobhán of Bitesize Irish for the excellent videos on the pronunciation of Irish poetry etc. https://youtu.be/6RrjBERQzt4
My poem below is in Irish, in Celtic script. Below that, is the poem in Roman script and in English.
Apologies to native Irish speakers!
Scríobh amach os ard é,
Tá mé I ngrá le...
Thursday 16th March 2023 10:12 pm
Illegal Refugees Bill = The Bill that IS Illegal
The UK Home Secretary, Suella Braverman, is believe it or not, a barrister; yet she is proposing to break the law with her dog-whistle of a bill.
So she has been forced to make the following admission, under section 19(1)(b) of the Human Rights Act 1998:
“I am unable to make a statement that, in my view, the provisions of the Illegal Migration Bill are compatible with the Convention rig...
Tuesday 14th March 2023 1:19 pm
Jack's Story
First they came for freedom of speech, but I did not speak out
Because my sources told me what I wanted to hear,
Then they came for the Poor, but I did not speak out
Because I was not poor,
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, but I did not speak out
Because I was not a Trade Unionist,
Then they came for the Socialists, but I did not speak out
Becau...
Wednesday 15th February 2023 12:55 pm
Insult to Injury
https://www.writeoutloud.net/public/blogentry.php?blogentryid=127856
There’s a flower, that’s for Remembrance;
Poppy of Hope in the rat-race gutter,
Some ego trip by town hall plastic patriots,
Aimed to set our hearts a-flutter,
Whilst sentimental platitudes they parrot;
It might as well be on the Brighton Line,
As into oblivion it’s daily smeared and ground,
By t...
Friday 10th February 2023 11:31 am
Mutually Assured Destruction (MAD)
Who, if anyone, will survive
to read our words?
Will they be found in an archive...
reductio in absurdum,
read in a nuclear winter-proofed bunker
by the very one who
mocked, maligned
and slandered
the prophet
who said
that
they
would
not
press
the
button,
on the grounds that the deterrent was not a deterrent?
Monday 6th February 2023 8:26 am
Snowdrops 俳句
Imperceptibly,
Snowdrops nudging their way up.
Almost the New Moon.
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The text I've used in my post is called Old English Script.
I used photoshop to produce the text and images.
The purpose of calligraphic art is not primarily legibility, but artistic expression.
I've imitated the traditional form of Japanese Haiku.
For example: https://en.wi...
Thursday 2nd February 2023 11:23 pm
Hurrah for the Blackshirts!
Oh-and the Refugees and immigrants in Merseyside (according to UK Home Secretary Suella Braverman).
Sunday 29th January 2023 1:08 pm
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