What Parties ?

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How many

of your

LOVED ONES

DIED

as a result of

POLITICAL DESCISIONS

made by

this

TORY GOVERNMENT?

 

WHO THE HELL CARES

 

JUST KEEP YOUR EYES

 

ON THOSE REFUGEES

 

STOP THE BOATS!

 

OH LOOK AT THAT

 

CELEBRITY’S ARSE

 

LOOK AT HIS PECS!

 

In the

UNITED KINGDOM

If you are a

VICTIM

of

RAPE

You have no

PRIVACY.

 

They take your phone off you

so that

EVIDENCE

is made available

to both the

PROSECUTION

and the

DEFENCE.

 

But this

Alice in Blunderland

of an Unflushable Tory Turdland

UK GOVERNMENT

Wants its

PRIVACY!

 

So the

JUDGE

appointed to chair the

COVID INQUIRY

Has received notice that she is being taken to

COURT

by the

GOVERNMENT

which appointed her

to chair the

GOVERNMENT INQUIRY

in order to resist

THE JUDGE’S

demands for access to

EVIDENCE!

 

Who in this Alice in Blunderland

of an Unflushable Tory Turdland

get to decide what does constitute

EVIDENCE

or what does not constitute

EVIDENCE?

That’s right,

The self-same

TORY TURDS,

who are the

ACCUSED!

 

The

PRIME MINISTER

SUNAK

Who is the

ACCUSED

Gets to decide

What

EVIDENCE

The

COURT

Will see!

BUT WHO THE HELL CARES ABOUT YOUR DEAD RELATIVES?

Not the

UNFLUSHABLE TORY TURDS

or their

CLIENT JOURNO HACKS.

 

inquirycovidevidencedeathAlice in Wonderland

◄ Double Haiku -النكبة an-Nakbah

A Left Wing Rant in Blank Verse ►

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John Gilbert Ellis

Fri 14th Jul 2023 16:41

I think we need to reiterate Rishi Sunak's position on integrity, professionalism and accountability, through poetry of course:

"As your Prime Minister,
you need to know
what my focus will be,
so you can hold me
to account directly.

So I’d like to tell you
my five immediate priorities
my mantras, if you please.

Grow national debt,
reduce the economy,
cut inflation waiting times,
stop the NHS,
cut small boats in half.

And I fully expect you
to hold my government
and I to account on
delivering those goals".

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Graham Sherwood

Sun 4th Jun 2023 16:51

Sorry, was there something I missed MCN? Remember Greg and I are members too

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M.C. Newberry

Sun 4th Jun 2023 15:37

Apropos Telboy's comment.
Having had mildly political poems cancelled in the past ("NO
KHAN DO" - calling London politicians Khan and Lammy to
account was one), I was intrigued to note the comments from
WOL on this entry. i like to think they are a nod to freedom of
expression now rather than political preference. Onwards and
upwards!

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Greg Freeman

Sun 4th Jun 2023 13:20

This seems a fair enough summing-up of the current political situation, with added epithets. Maybe not quite Shelley's Masque of Anarchy, written after Peterloo, but in that same fine tradition of protest, nevertheless.

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Uilleam Ó Ceallaigh

Sun 4th Jun 2023 12:33

Hi Tel.
Thanks for your comment.
1. I'm most interested in your defiinition of what constitutes poetry?

2. That a call for “...integrity, professionalism, and accountability at every level". (Sunak's words) should be viewed as "Left Wing" speaks volumes about the morally bankrupt state of the UK government.

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Graham Sherwood

Sat 3rd Jun 2023 23:24

It’s a view from a certain direction

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Telboy

Sat 3rd Jun 2023 22:20

This has to be one of the most awful pieces I have ever read. It's not a poem it's not prose, it is left wing political rant.

If you don't like 'em vote 'em out.

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Tom

Sat 3rd Jun 2023 12:53

I love this 👌🏽😊

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Uilleam Ó Ceallaigh

Sat 3rd Jun 2023 12:27

Thanks MC.

Thus are the depths
Of my feelings
From the very heart
Of my bottom.

What else should one expect to find in a cesspit...
"....economic stability and confidence at the heart of this government’s agenda"

“...integrity, professionalism, and accountability at every level. "?

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M.C. Newberry

Sat 3rd Jun 2023 11:50

I am no fan of current parliamentarian MPs and what they have been doing in recent decades but I suppose "turds" makes a change from "scum" 😃.

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