I had been in the process of writing and recording this, prior to posting it in advance of the 15:00 hrs Orwellian PANIC NOW! Message.

However, when it came to choosing between this, and an impromptu visit by a 3 and a half year old who wants to go for a walk with Granddad, guess who won!

Turn The Bugger Off!

 

Masked zombies fearful, walk the line,

Believers, they still serve their time,

Those sheep will never safely graze,

Their prison bars are now in place,

They walk the streets with nose to screen,

Total compliance their masters’ dream.

 

Three post meridian’s my own time,

This amber nectar’s so sublime,

My phone’s turned off, I’ll not comply,

Saint George would say “give fear the lie”,

Doom-scrolling idiots, live your lives!

Get down the pub, husbands and wives,

 

Friends, countrymen, yes, even Romans,

Disregard false signs and omens!

Go for a walk midst flowers a bloomin’,

Go off a roamin’ in the gloamin’,

Wi’ lad or lassie by your side,

Smiles on your faces, all glad-eyed.

 

Whatever you do, do not comply!

Be an awkward git, and always ask “why?”