Rent a Gob Fartage, please quit ballooning, we have had enough,
Of your complaining that your bank’s given you the old ho-heave,
So why don’t you (in short sharp jerky movements) just bloody well bugger right off,
Your best ever promise was, if Brexit was a failure, the UK you would leave,
So sod right off to your Russian mates, have some beef stroganoff,
See if KGB intelligence have a brain that you can hire,
For once do something useful: get ‘em deeper in the mire!