Rent a Gob Fartage, please quit ballooning, we have had enough,

Of your complaining that your bank’s given you the old ho-heave,                                                                                        

So why don’t you (in short sharp jerky movements) just bloody well bugger right off,

Your best ever promise was, if Brexit was a failure, the UK you would leave,

So sod right off to your Russian mates, have some beef stroganoff,

See if KGB intelligence have a brain that you can hire,

For once do something useful: get ‘em deeper in the mire!