The Thirty Six Hour Erection

As I perused the Grimstone Echo

In the classified ads section

One advert really caught my eye

For a thirty six hour erection

Bouncy Castle Bill had branched out a bit

And did other things on the side

Including the thing in the advert

For a huge inflatable slide

For the princely sum of thirty five quid

He’d bring the thing on site

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He was the man who had five todgers

But struggled to find love

He couldn't find a condom

To fit him like a glove 

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