I've always been a bit of a dandy
A popinjay...... A fop
A fashionista in my own mind
A coxcomb from bottom to top

And I've always been a bit of a poseur
But now that I'm close to drawing my pension
I had to up the ante a bit
In order to get the attention

I had diamontes on mi shoes
And a bright pink Panama hat on
Paired with the shortest of shorty short shorts
And a shirt with a flowery pattern

I thought I must have looked the biz
Cos the folk were all looking at me
In a sideways glance I caught em staring
And it filled mi heart with glee.

I've always been a bit of a poseur
So I think it just fair to mention
I was lapping up the stares that I drew
And basking in the attention.
.........

Until I heard some bugger shout
"Your bollock's hanging out"
Your bollock's hanging out you soft chuff
Gerra grip of yersen mate
Your bollock's hanging out you soft chuff
Tha looks a proper state

It's a wardrobe malfunction
Get a grip
There's kids about
We can all see your slip
It's an accident no doubt
But your bollock's hanging out