Poetry Blog by John Coopey
When wear and tear determines that your old belt’s days are done
(Perhaps the holes have widened or the buckle pin has gone)
So when you walk for twenty yards they drop down past your bum
Then obligation places
A need on sturdy braces,
But if you’re quite an active chap or handy just like me
You’ll find that when you bend and stretch the snap-ons just snap free;
Saturday 17th March 2018 1:00 pm
(Nothing on the page but a Nine Freight in performance)
Slowly - ever so slowly - inching on our way;
Destination Whitby, vivid Autumn day.
Scenery magnificent, weather matching too,
Clouds of alto cirrus, sky of china blue.
Picking up momentum now, further down the line,
Engine snorting like a mare in steady 4/4 time.
Leaning from a window, moorland coasting by,
Sunday 11th March 2018 3:18 pm
(In support of the sisters)
Raise your voices; sisters speak!
International Women’s Week.
Banish weakness. Let’s be strong.
Time to right what has been wrong.
Linking arms in sisterhood,
Pledged to Justice, pledged to Good.
Standing proud and standing tall,
The worth of one the strength of all
Yellow, brown or black or white
Joined together in the fight.
Wednesday 7th March 2018 11:01 pm
I won a brand new jig saw in a raffle at a “do”;
I couldn’t wait to use it to see what it could do.
Then came the opportunity – we laid a hardwood floor
With planks to fit round obstacles – a chance to use my saw.
I made some silly errors but of a minor sort;
I gave myself 9 out of 10 to cut the story short.
But when the floor was finished it’s then that Our Gert saw
Tuesday 6th March 2018 12:08 am
(An oldie but a topical goldie)
As we crunched through snow together
In inclement Arctic weather,
I thought I’d bring to mind an Old Icelandic song;
There’s a saga of the Viking
That you need to heed when hiking
That “Pissing in His Boots -
Keeps No Man Warm for Long”.
In Nordic runes it’s written
That if your foot’s frost-bitten
Don’t fumble with your flaps...
Thursday 1st March 2018 12:24 pm
(And Who Forced Them To Get On It?)
“Come join me on my casting couch; come sit by me, m’dear;
I’m really quite avuncular; there’s nothing you need fear”.
“Oh, please sir, I remain unsure; I fear that isn’t so.
My mother always cautioned me, ‘The casting couch? Say No!’”
"You have no need to think I’ll hurt or harm you. Lordy Lord!
It’s just a game of dice we’ll pl...
Saturday 24th February 2018 9:40 am
“We’ve tears still to be cried at night; we’ve hands still to be wrung;
The pain is now and ever for the grieving of our young
Your talk of “thoughts and prayers” sticks like bile on our tongue.”
As every white boy redneck in a truck or on a farm
Brandishes a metal penis nary care nor qualm
And bellows his assertion on his right to carry arms.
“Try not to be so sel...
Thursday 22nd February 2018 11:12 pm
(A re-post from 4 years ago. After the post I daren't go back)
Nothing prepared me for the gig at “t’Monkey”; not five years of Open Mic-ing, not ten years of living nearby at Penistone.
The first thing I noticed about the place was that it wasn’t there. Located in the Barnsley Triangle near Thurgoland, land of sheep and Thurgs, it steadfastly refused to acknowledge the Google Map I ha...
Tuesday 20th February 2018 12:11 am
(We shortly embark on a cruise for the second time)
She sailed the sea so serenely,
Resembling an elegant swan;
A cruise run by Saga to Greenland
With thousands of pensioners on.
There’s lotto for the old biddies
And tea dances while they’re at sea;
With nurses attending the toilets
And smells of stewed cabbage and pee.
The night’s entertainment is early -
Thursday 15th February 2018 9:27 pm
(A poem for Valentine's Day. I framed this and gave it to Our Gert. She hangs it up at the back of the settee where it can't be see. Cowperthwaite was the irascible old vicar who married us. He ate enough for three at the reception).
We have a photo stowed away
That’s taken on our wedding day;
In truth it does not flatter us –
My double chin, your mountainous
Tuesday 13th February 2018 10:22 am
(Watching the Winter Olympics on telly has prompted me to re-post this little piece of FF)
It started off as mischief in Landers café in Hucknall in the early 1970’s, until the Gods of Comedy got hold of it. We christened it “Push-the-Pepperpot”.
The idea was to slide the pepperpot across the table so that it stopped exactly over-hanging the other side. The winner was the first to 3 (...
Saturday 10th February 2018 10:46 am
(There are so many posts on the BBC website extolling the virtues of women that I thought I had better add my re-post tribute to femininininity. I can spell it - I just don't know when to stop)
Hey there, Vagina! In my teens I spent my wages
Buying dirty mags with photos of you on those sticky pages,
While others were magnificently bushed
On the tush.
Tuesday 6th February 2018 11:11 am
(A poem for any Manchester United fans who missed Spurs's first goal last night because they were still mashing their tea. I wouldn't want you to feel deprived)
Just one touch. That’s all it took, yeah.
Just one touch.
Just one touch
And we scored
We were quick off
From the kick-off;
Just one touch.
You can’t afford
To be napping
Or you’ll find that we’ve sc...
Thursday 1st February 2018 11:10 pm
(A re-post for International Holocaust Day. In 2011 John Demjanjuk, a retired car-worker in Ohio originally from the Ukraine, was deported to and convicted in Germany of war crimes he committed while working as a guard for the Nazis at Sobibor concentration camp. It has always struck me that our precious principles are cheap until upholding them comes at a cost).
They took us near Vinnyt...
Sunday 28th January 2018 8:41 pm
(Prompted by one of those unsolicited nuggets of life coaching wisdom you get on Facebook)
I don’t judge the woman or man that’s within
By their race or religion or colour of skin,
Their sexual preference, gender or age
And even cut slack to those wearing beige;
I hold all as equals from whichever nation
But rather I judje you by you’re punctuation,
You’re speling like wh...
Thursday 25th January 2018 4:58 pm
(A re-post plotting the angst of a 16-year old boy dragged on a camping holiday to North Wales by his parents. I know. I was that boy).
Nights in Prestatyn
Two weeks without end
Boring as Latin
Drove me round the bend.
My folks tried to tell me
That this beats Southend
Next year they’ll sell me
The idea of Bridgend.
Dad, how could you?
Mam, how could you?...
Monday 22nd January 2018 10:30 pm
(A Greatest Hit from my back catalogue. An enormous nod to Robert Johnson and Elmore James)
I want a WriteOutLoud woman to do anything in the world for me
I want a WriteOutLoud woman to do anything in the world for me
She could lick my piece into shape; I mean my poetry.
I’d take down her pantoums and jiggle her spondees for fun
She’d mouth both my rondels and my phaleuci...
Friday 19th January 2018 4:26 pm
“The further west you go, the nearer you get to the Far East”.
A Victor Borge joke. Not only ironic but, if you think carefully about it, a challenge to our accepted perceptions of cartography.
Consider, for example, if you bought a map of the world in China; where would China be? On the extreme right (East) as we portray it or in the middle as we portray ourselves?
By that measure, if ...
Monday 15th January 2018 10:32 pm
(Wendy Cope does a far superior villanelle called A Reading. But I can't abide rants or "shouting" as it is otherwise known)
We patiently wait on these god-awful rants
Which interest the poet alone,
But rather retreat to our torpor and trance
And patiently wait his belligerent rants
While secretly thinking that this is all pants
And stifle a yawn and a groan,
Friday 12th January 2018 7:57 pm
We’ve never ever been beaten fair and square
I pluck excuses out of thin fresh air
And if I’m challenged by the Press I stare
That stare of mine; then whinge and whine.
Just watch the replay; then you yourself decide
If their two goals were clearly both offside;
It’s just the League Cup we never really tried
I whinge and whine, all of the time.
I think the re...
Monday 1st January 2018 11:28 am
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