(I thought it worthwhile to refresh your memories on why you voted for Brexit.  A re-post from 2016)

 

The nation has got in a hell of a state

Let’s get out of Europe and make Britain great

Let’s pull up the drawbridge and then start anew.

And blame it on Hollande and Merkel’s EU.

 

This European Union is quite a rum do

We English are much better off without you.

 

We’ve fought for the Belgians and we’ve bailed out France

We’ve given the Jerries a kick in the pants

The cowardly Ities – well, they ran away

And Dutchmen are known to be stoned every day.

 

This European…

 

Estonia and Latvia are Russia by name

And Lithuania – well, that’s just the same;

Slovakia, Slovenia you can’t tell apart

And a bus in Bulgaria’s a horse and a cart.

 

This European…

 

If I need a plumber I won’t call a Pole

And clearly Romanians are all on the dole

And Austrians can’t resist doing “Seig Heil”

They’re thick as potatoes in Ireland’s green isle.

 

This European…

 

The rest is a mish-mash of turnips and Swedes

The Spanish, the Czechs and Croat in-breeds

They’re foreign, dishonest and up to no good

And don’t have an ounce of true Englishman’s blood.

 

This European…