Unlucky for me I find there's a dearth

Of pronouns that's truly reflecting my worth

I'm dissatisfied called by the sex of my birth

Cos “he” is not where I'm at;

And “she”, “they” or “them” I'd not like to be cast

So I laboured in thought but then at long last

I realised that there was help from my past

Cos I've always been known as “that twat!”