A TOILET HAIKUPI
Not enough pressure
These days I cannot see it
It's not long enough
Not enough pressure
These days I cannot see it
It's not long enough
Thankyou, Gentlemen, for your thoughts on these matters. For years poets have tried to capture the essence of love, death, spirituality, nature and stuff and stuff like that. Clearly, given the response this post has elicited they have neglected one of the most important aspects of the human condition - wazzing.
Gents need a good scrub
Cleaner is over-employed
Ammonia lingers
Dad’s advice holds true
“Never waste a hard-on, son
Never pass a loo”
Night out down the pub
More trips to the loo than pints
Time gentlemen please
Can’t pass a toilet
Call into Costa Coffee
Best get a latte
toilet humour rules
old men need a good spanner
to tighten up nuts
Incontinence pads
Furtiveness at Morrison’s
“For the wife, you know”
Porcelain target
Throwing erratic arrows
Technique under stress
Two simple functions
One done soft and one done hard
No good at either
Dodgy nozzle
Cock-eyed streams
Yellow canvas
Tue 28th Jan 2025 21:52
Sorry folks😏
urine such a mess
splashed out on a new bathroom,
your plumbing’s still crap
Carpet imprinted
Night-time journey on repeat
Relocate warm patch
Up at 12 o’clock
2, 3, 4, 5, 6 o’clock
Then time to get up
Feeling invaded
Lubrication aids process
Tension between us
Life on the edge, eh, John?
Some words of advice
Don’t let him near your walnut
With long fingernails.
Stream interrupted
Patience and prostate tested
Doctor's gloved finger
All 10 comments on the Poetry Blogs page were yours, Uilleam, until I spoiled your run!
Mon 27th Jan 2025 12:27
Monopoly?😕
Thankyou, Uilleam.
(I am sorry that I’ve broken into your monopoly of comments on the Poetry Blogs page!)
And thanks for the Likes, Red Brick, Aisha, Stephen and Holden
Mon 27th Jan 2025 10:52
It’s not long enough? The youths round these parts seem to have a cure.
At any time of year, the moment bright sunshine appears, drive around the roads at high speeds, in cars with sawn-off exhausts rattling like a bag of spanners; techno boom bang-a-bang turned up to full volume, whilst performing tarmac-melting wheelspins; Beats viagra into a cocked hat,...apparently!😉
Ladybower Dam
A torrent ready to burst
Slow and weak trickle
Gent's convenience
Competition reached great heights
Stains show new record
Forget glory days
Recognise limitations
And sit yourself down
Borrowed the she-wee
Funneled capricious current
Direction restored
Unruly nozzle
East-NorthEast to West-NorthWest
Careful where you tread
Shelf covers the goods
Blind fumbler takes anxious aim
Sprinkles hit the floor
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Robert Mann
Thu 30th Jan 2025 00:28
Bathroom result in
Concluded with weapons sheathed
Pissing contest drawn