Banana Republican

He’s totally bananas

He’s cowardly custard

He nods like a daffodil

His views are all mustard

He thinks he’s a dandy lion

He’s a long streak of piss

Frail as a buttercup

With acute jaundice

He smells of hell’s sulphur

His hair is fake blonde

And he looks like old weeds

That died in a pond

He tweets like a canary

That’s ...

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I'm sitting in purgatory
A deserving end
To my shitty story

You think you know who I am
But you don't know what I've done
Some call me the devil
Some call me his forgotten son

I'll take your heart at the start
And say you have mine
Once you realize I'm empty
I'll leave you all alone, crying

I've done a thing or two
That I can't say I regret
I'll dig into your memories
Make it i...

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