Gaviscon, oh Gaviscon

I will heed the doc's suggestion

When I suffer indigestion

I act upon

Advice on Gaviscon.

 

Gaviscon, oh Gaviscon

When your feel your stomach's burning

Then it's time that you were turning

To pin your hopes on

A spoon of Gaviscon

 

Gaviscon, oh Gaviscon

So to quell the pain of acid

And get your guts back to placid

It's odds-on

You'll reach for Gaviscon.

 

Gaviscon, oh Gaviscon

When I feel World War III brewing

I know for sure what I'll be doing

I soldier on

After I've had Gaviscon.

 

Gaviscon, oh Gaviscon

Antidote for mutton curry

Or my bowels are in a hurry

From bad champignons

Then I take Gaviscon.

 

Gaviscon, oh Gaviscon

Fearing gastro-enteritis

Or some other pain that's sent to blight us

That's whereupon

I swallow Gaviscon.

 

Gaviscon, oh Gaviscon

When you've got an upset tummy

And your stools are awful runny

Pray to St John

But don't forget your Gaviscon