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Kill the badgers -hunt them down

Don’t let us rest

Until they’re dead


We’ve got to be careful

In case they sneeze

We can’t have them spreading disease


Still, we’ve got a hundred thousand pounds to spend

and hordes of shooters to descend

To make sure the badgers meet their end


So kill the badgers -hunt them down

Show no mercy

-we don’...

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"Welcome to Hufflepuff"

Here's a poem narrated by the Head of the Hufflepuff House at Hogwarts. It was inspired by a radio sketch by Mitchell and Webb. I'm not sure how much I like it; the rhythm is a little awkward in places, but I'd be interested to know what you think.

"Good evening dearest Hufflepuffs, It’s now in the proceedings Where I share some words To move forward From how you must be fe...

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