Kill the badgers -hunt them down

Don’t let us rest

Until they’re dead

We’ve got to be careful

In case they sneeze

We can’t have them spreading disease

Still, we’ve got a hundred thousand pounds to spend

and hordes of shooters to descend

To make sure the badgers meet their end

So kill the badgers -hunt them down

Show no mercy

-we don’...

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Here's a poem narrated by the Head of the Hufflepuff House at Hogwarts. It was inspired by a radio sketch by Mitchell and Webb. I'm not sure how much I like it; the rhythm is a little awkward in places, but I'd be interested to know what you think.

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