once she's plugged me in

she says my ass is electric

versatile as well as hybrid

makes her love-life hectic

trouble is with my battery

suffers from a limited range

after five miniutes full-pelt

my plug feels a bit strange

charges me in the kitchen

leaving me a cup of tea

goes back to bed while I

suffer from range anxiety

changed her energy tariff

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butchery cuts it for Ruby,

well known for her brisket,

who gave men a wide berth

for she didn't like to risk it

offal unresponsive, so she

fondled the odd carcase,

pined for sheep's eyes to

tenderize her pining ass

Ted sold her pork products,

poor Ruby was easy meat,

his pies and sweetbreads

just swept her off her feet

his pig's trotters stumbling

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