butchery cuts it for Ruby,

well known for her brisket,

who gave men a wide berth

for she didn't like to risk it

 

offal unresponsive, so she

fondled the odd carcase,

pined for sheep's eyes to

tenderize her pining ass

 

Ted sold her pork products,

poor Ruby was easy meat,

his pies and sweetbreads

just swept her off her feet

 

his pig's trotters stumbling

Ted's salami lost its point,

for it dawned on Ruby she

preferred a bleeding joint

 

wielding a six-inch boner

she reflects on randy Ted,

on the whole she finds a

half-bullock better bred