Electric Ass

once she's plugged me in

she says my ass is electric

versatile as well as hybrid

makes her love-life hectic


trouble is with my battery

suffers from a limited range

after five miniutes full-pelt

my plug feels a bit strange


charges me in the kitchen

leaving me a cup of tea

goes back to bed while I

suffer from range anxiety


changed her energy tariff

she's a cute one my Marge

lies in bed anticipating the

effect of my rapid charge


technology's moving on

my battery's limited life

I fear she'll trade me in

before becoming my wife

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