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The VIP Fast Lane
Hello Michael, Michelle here, are you free?
I understand you need a hand with Covid PPE
We’ve got factories in Hong Kong, Indonesia, and Laos
And if you help us get the contract
We can build a nice new house
It isn’t complicated, just a straightforward import shipment
For the rapid expedition of personal protective equipment
The kind of gear you need - masks and gowns an...
Friday 29th December 2023 11:43 am
Ghost Train
Ghost Train
This is the ghost train that won’t make the Border,
Bringing chaos and transport disorder
More cash for the rich, no help to the poor
Closed shops on the corner, all empty next door
Pulling up in Brum, the end of the line
Well over budget, stopped in time
No cotton grass or moorland boulder
No fast trains til we’re all a lot older
No student railcards o...
Monday 9th October 2023 2:10 pm
From the frying pan into the fire
Seeing a swarm of flies
Seeping the sap of
A hand-deprived
Leaper's fresh wound
A good Samaritan
Disarrayed them with
A hand clap “Twa!” sound
Getting as close as he could
In vain expecting
“A thank you!” gratitude.
“You shouldn't have done that
When the former ones,
Who had their fills, depart
The famished ones come forth
For their part
To si...
Monday 5th June 2017 4:20 pm
Green is..
Friday 30th April 2010 4:26 pm
I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Parliamentarian
I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Parliamentarian: Election May 2010
with apologies to Gilbert and Sullivan:"Pirates of Penzance" " I Am The Very Model of a Modern Major General"
I am the very model of a modern parliamentarian,
I've information on Iraq and even on Afghanistan.
I've met the Queen of England and can quote our fights historical,
From Thatcher, Blair and Br...
Sunday 11th April 2010 11:33 am
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