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BACK O' PUB

by NICK ARMBRISTER

BACK O' PUB

 

We went into the pub's beer garden to see the illegal vodka factory run by Eastern Europeans.                                                                                                                                        

We dance madly around their lorry and sing, "Give us a drink! We're parched like the Gobi Desert. Don't you know, we drank the pub dry? Vodka...

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Wednesday 19th June 2013 7:21 pm

new years eve   party   drink   beer   vodka

Roses - NaPoWriMo Day 10

by Ushiku Crisafulli

Roses are dead,

they smell like Le Pew.

But they still smell sweet

compared to you.

 

Roses are dead,

now you feel blue.

So take a shot neat,

and uncork the screw.

 

Roses are dead,

our hopes are too.

You were a cheat,

but I was too.

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Thursday 11th April 2013 5:26 pm

Pepe Le Pew   Pepe   Le Pew   Pew   Warners Brothers   Warner Bros   Warner   Bros   Brothers   Roses   Unlove   Poem   Poetry   Parody   Cheat   Vodka   Drink   Dead   NaPoWriMo

BACK O' PUB

by NICK ARMBRISTER

 

BACK O' PUB

 

We went into the pub's beer garden to see the illegal vodka factory run by Eastern Europeans.                                                                                                                                        

We dance madly around their lorry and sing, "Give us a drink! We're parched like the Gobi Desert. Don't you know, we drank the pub dry?...

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Thursday 5th January 2012 3:18 pm

drink   vodka   beer   lorry   illegal immigrants   piss up   new year

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