CROC OF SHIT
From Facebook came a Croc of Shit
To read and click and share
No longer I'll put up with it
Accused that I 'don't care'
"Share this if you have a heart"
"If you 'like' please type 'Amen'"
It stinks more than a day old fart
To read this shit again.. again.. again
I don't care if you send a curse
Wrath of God and all his might
One Direction would be worse
A...
Thursday 19th November 2015 7:43 pm
Shut Up and Write
At a recital
The other night
I had to restrain
With all my might
From wiping my arse
On the written shite
That was spouted from
Mouths so vain, so trite
I took myself
Away from that place
Full of whisky
Full of disgrace
And flushed my ego
Down the pan
I just can’t bear
To be that man
Thursday 5th November 2015 6:58 am
Just Another Load of Shite
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Almost gratified,
Quite mollified
That you bought into our corporate dream
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