Just Another Load of Shite

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Jeff Dawson

Sat 5th Apr 2014 08:43

Great rant mate, and yes you must be right with the inspiration, it's such a relief when it says you can skip this video in 'X' seconds!

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Simon Marks

Thu 4th Jul 2013 18:42

Surely the first piece of poetry inspired by those bloody adverts crowbarred into the start of YouTube videos.
No - I don't want to see a film starring Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn - ever!

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