Nigel Farage (Remove filter)
Haiku for 2026 [ No. 3. Heeere’s Nigel!]
Fascism-lovers,
those slow-boiled frogs keep smiling:
oops a daisy; splat!
Le Uilleam Ó Ceallaigh,
dé Sathairn, an seachtú lá déag, Mhí Eanáir,
An Bhliain Dhá Mhíle is Fiche a sé
Saturday 17th January 2026 1:10 pm
Rent-a-Gob
Rent a Gob Fartage, please quit ballooning, we have had enough,
Of your complaining that your bank’s given you the old ho-heave,
So why don’t you (in short sharp jerky movements) just bloody well bugger right off,
Your best ever promise was, if Brexit was a failure, the UK you would leave,
So sod r...
Saturday 22nd July 2023 6:26 pm
Un Succès Titanesque!
The last time that I wrote in or spoke French was about ten years ago. This is the first time I’ve ever written a poem in French; so I hope that this blog post will not be, like Brexit, a Titanic débâcle. Any corrections or advice will be welcome.
La dernière fois que j'ai écrit ou que j’ai parlé le français, était il y a une dizaine d’années. Et c’est la toute première fois que j’ai écrit un p...
Tuesday 23rd May 2023 3:41 pm
Comedy Hitler
COMEDY HITLER
Comedy Hitler?
Freddie Starr? Charlie Chaplin?
No - Nigel Farage
Thursday 23rd May 2019 4:51 pm
The ostentatious breast-feeder
Drinking in my local
last dullday afternoon
soft drizzle outside
nothing much happening
usual 21st c. sense of ennui
when the door burst open
and a woman danced in
spinning wheeling pirouetting
across the floor
up on to a table
scattering drinkers before her
eyes flashing devilment and untamed fire
the shimmer of her dress was scarlet,
silver, pu...
Wednesday 10th December 2014 8:31 am

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