NO GRAFFITI NEFERTITI(A TALE OF THE SMALLEST ROOM)
Christopher Robin went down with Alice
to view the loo at Blenheim Palace
a stunning work of art to behold
remarkably it was made of gold.
They came upon a disorderly scene
holes in the wall where the pipes had been
how could anyone be so callous
to steal a loo from Blenheim Palace?
Christopher thought a lock would suffice
while contemplating paradise
but Alice knew the value of gold
and smiled at a plan so bold.
"It's all a learning curve," she said
as they headed home to bed
"here today and gone tomorrow,
art is fleeting and full of sorrow."
So Christopher Robin went down wth Alice
to see the guards at Buckingham Palace
security's better there they say
offering a more fulfilling day.