Christopher Robin went down with Alice

to view the loo at Blenheim Palace

a stunning work of art to behold

remarkably it was made of gold.

 

They came upon a disorderly scene

holes in the wall where the pipes had been

how could anyone be so callous

to steal a loo from Blenheim Palace?

 

Christopher thought a lock would suffice

while contemplating paradise

but Alice knew the value of gold

and smiled at a plan so bold.

 

"It's all a learning curve," she said

as they headed home to bed

"here today and gone tomorrow,

art is fleeting and full of sorrow."

 

So Christopher Robin went down wth Alice

to see the guards at Buckingham Palace

security's better there they say

offering a more fulfilling day.