Low Fashion

When full bonnets

became all the rage

not a head hair

could be seen.

The blondes who wanted

fun filled life

all felt

they were unclean.

The red heads

with their carrot tops

concealed from general view

were laughed at

for their freckles

and never

brought to bed.

Boring, mousy office clerks

could nto believe their luck.

After years and years of trying

they could always get a fuck.

But next there came a fashion

for window fronted skirts.

They were worn with pretty panties

that had heart shaped holes in front.

Waxing was now waning,

a depilator's doom.

Only Frankie went to Hollywood.

Brazilians filled with gloom.

Merkin makes celebrate

the unexpected boom.

This noble craft is flourishing

along with home grown pubes.

Some ladies in their burkhas

have fitted little grills

where wispy hair can wave outside

and hint at inner thrills.

With the hairdressers neglected

and the beauty parlours closed,

the economy was suffering

just as you supposed.

So then came pubic highlights.

Yes! Blues and orange too.

Waxing makes a come back

twisting curlies to fine points.

Knickers were discarded

for confining the display.

Skirt windows all expanded

until they were fullest bay.

Van Dykes walked down every street

in glorious display.

There were some Walter Raleigh's

and a Darwin by the way.

Disaster struck with straighteners,

a faulty Chinese batch,

the rash of roasted pussy

caused panic in a flash.

The bonnets have all disappeared

and Hollywood is tops.

Jeans have made a comeback

over plastered pinky bits.