What colour is trouble?

How square is a football?

What did you eat for dinner tomorrow?

What is the meaning of life?

Dumbo the pig, flying with Fido the goldfish on her mountain bike muses:

'See how the sun rises each day and travels round the earth.

I am the centre of the universe.

That is the meaning of life.'

Just because you can say something,

doesn't mean it makes sense to say it.

Life is one thing, meaning is another.

But! How banana is your apple?

Definite in my indecision,

Quantum indeterminacy is certain.

Infinity is so limited

There are innumerable universes and I have counted them all.

Life of the meaning is what?

If your field is the mould on my God's cheese,

mushroom is the bacteria that will give him disease.

His death will leave my life without meaning.

Life is mean. Death is meaner.

Meaning means less than living.

Living mean, means meaningless life.

Mean means meaner meaning.

Life is love.

Love life.