The Twelve Days of Christmas
12 Days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas
Bojo gave to me
Fear of a virus
Spreading rapidly.
On the second day of Christmas
Bojo gave to me
Two metre distance and
Fear of a virus
Spreading rapidly.
On the Third day of Christmas
Bojo gave to me
Hands, face & space,
Two metre distance and
Fear of a virus
Spreading rapidly.
On the fourth day of Christmas
Bojo gave to me
Four experts fighting
Hands, face & space,
Two metre distance and
Fear of a virus
Spreading rapidly.
On the fifth day of Christmas
Bojo gave to me
Five weeks of lockdown
Four experts fighting
Hands, face & space,
Two metre distance and
Fear of a virus
Spreading rapidly.
On the sixth day of Christmas
Bojo gave to me
Six months of furlough
Five weeks of lockdown
Four experts fighting
Hands, face & space,
Two metre distance and
Fear of a virus
Spreading rapidly.
On the seventh day of Christmas
Bojo gave to me
Seven days of briefings
Six months of furlough
Five weeks of lockdown
Four experts fighting
Hands, face & space,
Two metre distance and
Fear of a virus
Spreading rapidly.
On the eighth day of Christmas
Bojo gave to me
Eight tenths of wages
Seven days of briefings
Six months of furlough
Five weeks of lockdown
Four experts fighting
Hands, face & space,
Two metre distance and
Fear of a virus
Spreading rapidly.
On the ninth day of Christmas
Bojo gave to me
Nine birthdays cancelled
Eight tenths of wages
Seven days of briefings
Six months of furlough
Five weeks of lockdown
Four experts fighting
Hands, face & space,
Two metre distance and
Fear of a virus
Spreading rapidly.
On the tenth day of Christmas
Bojo gave to me
Ten o clock chuck out
Nine birthdays cancelled
Eight tenths of wages
Seven days of briefings
Six months of furlough
Five weeks of lockdown
Four experts fighting
Hands, face & space,
Two metre distance and
Fear of a virus
Spreading rapidly.
On the eleventh day of Christmas
Bojo gave to me
Eleven months of rent arrears
Ten o clock chuck out
Nine birthdays cancelled
Eight tenths of wages
Seven days of briefings
Six months of furlough
Five weeks of lockdown
Four experts fighting
Hands, face & space,
Two metre distance and
Fear of a virus
Spreading rapidly.
On the twelfth day of Christmas
Bojo gave to me
Twelve years of debt
Eleven months of rent arrears
Ten o clock chuck out
Nine birthdays cancelled
Eight tenths of wages
Seven days of briefings
Six months of furlough
Five weeks of lockdown
Four experts fighting
Hands, face & space,
Two metre distance and
Fear of a virus
Spreading rapidly.
Health warning. Don't play the audio unless you can stand the quavering voice of a tone deaf old man recording on a dodgy app.
julie callaghan
Tue 24th Nov 2020 09:18
This poem made me smile, but I won't be singing along until December is here?