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Two Trips to the Orthodontist

Two Trips to the Orthodontist

(a true story)


The orthodontist said to me,

the orthodontist cried,

‘When Adam says he’s cleaned his teeth

he’s obviously lied.

I cannot undertake to treat

a mouth so grim with plaque.

He must buck up his thoughts or else

I cannot have him back!’


‘And look’ she said, ‘these eye teeth here

both sport a li...

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