Two Trips to the Orthodontist

(a true story)

The orthodontist said to me,

the orthodontist cried,

‘When Adam says he’s cleaned his teeth

he’s obviously lied.

I cannot undertake to treat

a mouth so grim with plaque.

He must buck up his thoughts or else

I cannot have him back!’

‘And look’ she said, ‘these eye teeth here

both sport a li...

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