What’s Your Name?

If I don’t come to say hello, please don’t take offence

It’s not because I’m being rude, it’s just because I’m dense

I’ve met you several times before but can’t recall your name

I know that we were introduced, damn my stupid brain

I’m feeling under pressure now, if you come over first

If you remember my name, that makes it even worse

I’m going throu...

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On hearing a story about 'Auto-Brewery Syndrome ( ABS) 

There once lived

An incontinent monk

He never drinks

But still

He gets drunk

The doctors

Were flummoxed

For he

Brews beer

In his

Stomach

Now they

All want

To squeeze out

His trunks!

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Girl- We're on a date

         You arrived late

          And look at the state 

         Of You

Guy- I'm 20 years older

         I should have told ya

         But you were kinda 

         Sold on

        My Soldier stories

       I know you're going beserk

       But.....

      Maybe we can still make this work

Girl- What was he thinking?

         My h...

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{To The Past} 

Here's to my 

past for the 

one's who 

thought they 

knew me well 

I can actually

say to you that 

you can kiss my

ass and please

go straight to 

hell for the 

last and final 

damn time

©Tina Glover All Rights Reserved/ One_Pissed_Off_American_Ghost_Writer 2017 but posting here on February 26,2018

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