Girl- We're on a date

         You arrived late

          And look at the state 

         Of You

 

Guy- I'm 20 years older

         I should have told ya

         But you were kinda 

         Sold on

        My Soldier stories

       I know you're going beserk

       But.....

      Maybe we can still make this work

Girl- What was he thinking?

         My heart's clearly sinking