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An Ode to Online Dating

I'm going to give this context by starting off reading my old match and pof profile. This is genuinely real. 


It's always hard to know what to say on these things so I'm just going to fill my profile with exaggeration and nonsense.

I would describe myself as a cross between Brad Pitts character in fight club and a sensitive fireman who likes kittens. Overall I'm pretty awesome. Kind, in...

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Be thankful,

for love letters 

“returned to sender”

with you the target,

and they the vendor.


And the rejected advance

the subtle cold shoulder,

you kept on your pants

and will live to be older.


The betrayal of love

best dealt with whilst younger,

starve out the lust

to banish the hunger.


The gentle entrapment,

of desires knowing pull,


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