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What will we talk about after Brexit?
From Article fifty
To
Area fifty-one
A spaceship Invasion
Once Brexit
Is Done!
Wednesday 2nd October 2019 10:36 am
Mixed Messages
It was reported in the news a few weeks ago that those people who use more emojis than words are sexier, going on more dates etc....
Him-You don't need to read this
I don't have to speak
Let me just send emojis
To make your knees weak
Showering you daily
With heart shaped kisses
Showing I'm the one
To fulfil
All your wishes
I'm being so romantic
Never ob...
Thursday 5th September 2019 12:12 pm
Digital Disappointments
On hearing that Online Dating is now the most popular way for U.S couples to meet.....
True love has been
Outdated
Romance is Now
Automated
Your chance lasts
Milliseconds
There's someone else
To click on
And as you plan
To meet
They've already
Hit delete
Monday 26th August 2019 1:48 pm
D.I.Y An Unfinished Love Story
Because it's Bank Holiday Weekend in UK and some guys like to start D.I.Y projects but don't have time to finish them....
You don't send me nice
Curtains anymore
I guess that's why
Love
Is blinds
Everything
Including my heart
You
Interiorly Designed
You put the
Pain in
Paint
Waiting for
You
Is like
Watching it
Dry
I think
We'll
Re...
Friday 23rd August 2019 11:25 pm
Fucking Poetry
Poetry
Well who knows what it is
It seems to me
It isn't merely making a statement
And then retreating
I mean thats just lighting a firework
Isn't it?
Any way if I am wrong
The greatest line ever written
Must be
Fuck Off!
Which is not at all poetic
Wednesday 28th October 2015 9:46 pm
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