On hearing that Online Dating is now the most popular way for U.S couples to meet.....
True love has been
Outdated
Romance is Now
Automated
Your chance lasts
Milliseconds
There's someone else
To click on
And as you plan
To meet
They've already
Hit delete
Ha,ha Don that reminds me of when Home & Away and Neighbours first started and at school they were always shouting 'Struth!' at me? but a lot of northern accents esp in kids have problems with 'th' making it sound like 'f' so stroof was regularly called out
I've just seen this chick on a date site
She had a sweet name, it was Ruth
But just when I went to Please Date Me
She hit the delete. Why Ruth? Strewth!
Cos you too far away.......
But we could digitize together?
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Don Matthews
Mon 26th Aug 2019 15:42
Is it cos I'm male
This funny digitaly
Interpret I in different way
(Can't think rhyme, mexicali?)
Wot a weak verse.....