Mixed Messages

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It was reported in the news a few weeks ago that those people who use more emojis than words are sexier, going on more dates etc....

 

 

Him-You don't need to read this

I don't have to speak

Let me just send emojis

To make your knees weak

Showering you daily

With heart shaped kisses

Showing I'm the one

To fulfil 

All your wishes

I'm being so romantic

Never obscene

So Here's an emoji

Of my big aubergine

Her-Thanks for your Text

It's great that we're closer

But does our first date

Have to be at the

Greengrocers?

NewsPoetry jokes

◄ Bad Brexit Romance

Her Dog's Voice ►

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Ruth O'Reilly

Wed 11th Sep 2019 20:52

No probs Amanda Let me know when you want me to submit it

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Amanda Steel

Wed 11th Sep 2019 19:31

Could you send this in when the Printed Words submissions re-open?

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kJ Walker

Fri 6th Sep 2019 07:15

👍

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Nigel Astell

Thu 5th Sep 2019 15:40

Him
Only if once you have seen my latest emuji
which is much better of my large cucumber!

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Do.RoThY

Thu 5th Sep 2019 15:24

It would be a perfect place to date, 😛

Nice work!!

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Don Matthews

Thu 5th Sep 2019 13:06

Very clever Ruth. I'm lost for words. Would a tomato do?.......

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Jason Bayliss

Thu 5th Sep 2019 12:47

Yep, it does pay to look emojis up if you don't know what they mean😬.

J. x

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lisa donohoe

Thu 5th Sep 2019 12:27

Ruth this is very crafty ❤
A real insight into today's dating world.
Great job x

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