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The Nasty Little Snowman
The nasty little snowman
Wasn't made of all things nice
They'd patted him together
With, mostly, dirty ice
He had rusty bolts for eyes
And a beer bottle nose
A frozen dog turd mouth
And a piece of garden hose
shoved up his frozen arse.
The kids found this so funny
But, when he opened his dogshit mouth
They all ran home to mummy!
Such expletives he...
Wednesday 9th December 2020 5:17 pm
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