The nasty little snowman

Wasn't made of all things nice

They'd patted him together

With, mostly, dirty ice

 

He had rusty bolts for eyes

And a beer bottle nose

A frozen dog turd mouth

And a piece of garden hose

 

shoved up his frozen arse.

The kids found this so funny

But, when he opened his dogshit mouth

They all ran home to mummy!

 

Such expletives he would shout!

'Go F@#k off & deck the halls!'

Especially when they pointed out

That he also had snowballs! 

 

He was the very last to melt

The awkward, icey git

And, fittingly, all that remained

Was rusty bolts & shit