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The Great Burger Stakes
I went to my freezer – I fancied a scoff.
I opened the lid and the burgers – THEY’RE OFF!
And what would you like on your burger today?
Ah well, now you’re asking – a fiver each way!
I’ve has burgers from Asda, but I can disclose
That the burgers from Tesco, they just won – by a nose!
To decrease burger fat is our serious ...
Monday 11th February 2013 8:15 pm
Smoke A Joint...
I'd like to smoke a joint tonight,
but I just can't decide which kind,
I might choose a joint of gammon,
but does that come with a rind?
Perhaps that rind would impair
the way the flavour matures
so perhaps there are other joints
that are a better for smoke cures
Of course I know that many fish
are smoked through and through,
I pref...
Saturday 16th October 2010 2:10 pm
Ebb & Flo
Ebb & Flo went to a show
up in the old West End.
It was about the trouble and strife
and a clear message it did send,
that ever will there be distress
as man will always make a mess
while women have to clean it all
'Now mind out, I've just washed the hall'
But while Flo laughed, old Ebb turned red
for just last night he'd bumped his head
as cr...
Wednesday 3rd March 2010 4:16 pm
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