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The Great Burger Stakes

by Yvonne Brunton

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I went to my freezer – I fancied a scoff.

 

 

I opened the lid and the burgers – THEY’RE OFF!

 

And what would you like on your burger today?

Ah well, now you’re asking – a fiver each way!

 

I’ve has burgers from Asda,  but I can disclose

That the burgers from Tesco, they just won – by a nose!

 

To decrease burger fat is our serious ...

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Monday 11th February 2013 8:15 pm

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Brief Encounters

by Nick Clifton

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I feel there is far too much levity

Regarding men's size and longevity,

When the hormones are rife

Have a word with the wife,

With luck she will curtail this brevity.

 

Nick Clifton

16 June 2012

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Saturday 16th June 2012 6:04 pm

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Smoke A Joint...

by Dave Dunn

 

I'd like to smoke a joint tonight,
but I just can't decide which kind,
I might choose a joint of gammon,
but does that come with a rind?

Perhaps that rind would impair 
the way the flavour matures
so perhaps there are other joints
that are a better for smoke cures

Of course I know that many fish
are smoked through and through,
I prefer the...

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Saturday 16th October 2010 2:10 pm

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Ebb & Flo

by Dave Dunn

 

Ebb & Flo went to a show
up in the old West End.
It was about the trouble and strife
and a clear message it did send,
that ever will there be distress
as man will always make a mess
while women have to clean it all
'Now mind out, I've just washed the hall'
 
But while Flo laughed, old Ebb turned red
for just last night he'd bumped his head
as cr...

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Wednesday 3rd March 2010 4:16 pm

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Ready To Sail

by Mingo Backhair

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Ready to sail

Heavin' away

Succubi wail

Mizzen masts sway

Open yer mind

Bare me yer soul

Together we'll find

The treasure I stole

Ready to sail

Wi' ghosts of the dead

Scurrilous tales

Adventures ahead

We'll visit places

Both magic and strange

We shall meet faces

Unknown and deranged

What say ye mate?

Do we have an accord?

We're ready to sail

So jump ye aboard!

 

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Monday 28th December 2009 11:28 pm

backhair   comic   humour   mingo   ode   odious   pirate

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