Martha married a millionaire instead of marrying me.
Many would say she got it right, and I would quite agree,
I wouldn't dream of dissing her or taking her to task,
I, too, would marry a millionaire if only one would ask.
Wednesday 26th January 2022 1:06 am
Two highwaymen on Hampstead Heath
Compared their evening's lot:
"I robbed a royal," said the first,
"And this is what I got:
A thousand pounds, a golden ring,
An antique silver cup..."
To which the second smiled and said,
"That's great...Now stick 'em up."
Tuesday 11th January 2022 3:43 am