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What the...?

Behold the duck-billed platypus

He doesn't like to cause a fuss

He likes to live a quiet life

With his duck-billed platywife

 

But in his youth he had his fun

And when the working day was done

He'd go to town and get his kicks

With dirty duck-billed platychicks.

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Thank Heavens

"Daddy, does God really love me?"

   "Yes, my darling, he loves you for sure."

"Then why did he take my mummy away?"

   "I don't know, perhaps he loves me more."

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Limerick.

I once spent a year in the slammer

Because I attacked with a hammer

   A silly old fart

  Who thought it was smart

To point out mistakes in my grammar.

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