Of all the made up monsters who have never walked the earth
My favourite is the minotaur, whom what's her name gave birth,
A woman driven mad by lust who when the moon was full
Went out into the woods one night and did it with a bull.
When I was young and innocent and liked to read about
The minotaur in story books they all missed that bit out,
They must have thought that kids that age would find it rather dull
To read about a dirty cow who did it with a bull.
Stop it, Branwell - I've got a cracked lip. One of the finest lines of poetry I've read on this site - "whom what's her name gave birth".
A bloke was recently caught having oral sex with a cow in our village. Receiving, not giving. (This, in fact, absolutely true).
Agree with Julie, in my book we never got that far with the explanation! Nice one. Jennifer
Only ever heard the child friendly version until today, your version if by far the best. Thank you
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Annie Josephine
Mon 15th Mar 2021 21:45
Delightfully funny!