What A Dick

Two highwaymen on Hampstead Heath

   Compared their evening's lot:

"I robbed a royal," said the first,

   "And this is what I got:

A thousand pounds, a golden ring,

   An antique silver cup..."

To which the second smiled and said,

   "That's great...Now stick 'em up."

◄ Yes, Sir, I Can Haggle

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Stephen Gospage

Wed 12th Jan 2022 18:26

Very funny.

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John Coopey

Wed 12th Jan 2022 08:34

Great stuff, Branwell.

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M.C. Newberry

Tue 11th Jan 2022 14:57

Agree with the first two comments. Somehow (and don't ask me why) I can hear that famous Sid James laugh when reading these lines.
The biter bit
Is the gist of it! 👍

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julie callaghan

Tue 11th Jan 2022 13:25

Thanks Branwell, brightened up my day.

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keith jeffries

Tue 11th Jan 2022 09:32

This is just the poem to begin the day as it put a smile on my face.
Thanks for this
Keith

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