She flew in from America

   To be with us that day,

We'd no idea who she was

   But didn't like to say.

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My shadow and I have decided to split
    We're getting in each other's way;
For several months now he's wanted to quit,
He says I'm a boring old stay-at-home git,
Without the ambition, the courage, or wit,
     To ever make anything pay.

He says when his servitude's over and done
     He's gonna live life on a whim,
He wants to make most of his time in the sun,
Meet beautiful women and...

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I married my brother's widow,

How depressing.

Aged 76

And still getting his hand-me-downs.

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