Sometimes The Cleverest People In The World Are Also The Stupidest
McGregor was a genius
But now alas he's dead,
Bedazzled by his brilliance
He quickly lost his head.
He built himself a teleport
And travelled back in time
To when the Earth was entering
It's Mesozoic prime.
And there he saw fantastic sights
Of pre-historic life,
But in his lust for evidence
To take back to his wife,
He proved himself an idiot
Like many of his sex
By p...
Wednesday 5th April 2023 11:52 am
Another Day, Another Rhyme
I woke up this morning at quarter to nine
And made myself breakfast of waffles and wine,
This unhealthy mixture went straight to my head
So after six helpings I went back to bed.
I woke up again at a quarter to three
And after my lunch it was time for my tea
And after my tea I was feeling so ill
I spent the night crying and writing a will.
Tuesday 24th January 2023 7:53 pm
First Date 1986
Her name was Susannah, we went to the fair,
And while on the waltzers I puked in her hair;
She cried like a baby and all I could do
Was say I was sorry and buy her shampoo.
Sunday 22nd January 2023 9:15 pm
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